I'm a fugly whore!!

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by sexc, Jan 5, 2003.

  1. sexc

    sexc New Member

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    y u want beaver shots? my bever is ugly, overly hariy and has its tongue hanging out. i cant help if one arm is longa than the other and one boob is smaller. guys have one testicle bigger and as kit pointed out in her post funny shaped dicks that r crooked and hurt goin in.

    kit can u operate 2 make my boobs beautiful or r they beyond repair?
     
  2. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    U.T. you konw I would so fuck the dog shit out of you, if I got the chance (and my girlfriend would let me)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Who said the age of romance was dead?
     
  3. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Whore of Babylon:
    y u want beaver shots? my bever is ugly, overly hariy and has its tongue hanging out. i cant help if one arm is longa than the other and one boob is smaller. guys have one testicle bigger and as kit pointed out in her post funny shaped dicks that r crooked and hurt goin in.

    kit can u operate 2 make my boobs beautiful or r they beyond repair?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Whore your titties r perfect, leave them as they r.One's a mouth full and the others a handful.Perfect.
     
  4. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    How does your bloody mind work woman?
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
    Well yeah. I mean, that goes without saying, doesn't it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    but of course.. answer your fucking email


    hey whore o' babaylon... private message me, ir hit me up on MSN ir aol, or icq, or yahoo me
     
  6. sexc

    sexc New Member

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    oh dear i gotta expose maself to get a tshirt? could be worse. least i dont gotta fuck or suck you i dont gotta expose myself to fugly too do i??

    and thanks bubble-popper ... i think?
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    well I would send you a t-shirt, but I have no idea where to ship it too, so fuck it
     
  8. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    t-shirt? i better get some snatch pics, or facial cumshot pics of her for me to drive to the post office<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well yeah. I mean, that goes without saying, doesn't it?
     
  9. sexc

    sexc New Member

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    but if i give u my address u might come and rape me n my little sister while we sleep

    seriously hold yer horses im considering my options K?
     
  10. ross_perot

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    IMC wouldn't rape you he is a little lamb.....like I used to be. OMG the pain is killing me!! I miss Nursey and Pimp I am gonna go cry now. OK????
     
  11. sexc

    sexc New Member

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    still i mite give him a PO box instead. then he can rape my PO box
     
  12. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    IMC wouldn't rape you he is a little lamb.....like I used to be. OMG the pain is killing me!! I miss Nursey and Pimp I am gonna go cry now. OK????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

    To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being."
           
    Mahatma Gandhi
     
  13. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    IMC wouldn't rape you he is a little lamb.....like I used to be. OMG the pain is killing me!! I miss Nursey and Pimp I am gonna go cry now. OK????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh well.. c'est la vie etc.. :indifferent:
     
  14. ross_perot

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    Actually I realized that what I needed to do was go eat a gyro.....nummy!! It wasn't the longing in me to be a lamby it was the longing to eat a lamby.
     
  15. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    Actually I realized that what I needed to do was go eat a gyro.....nummy!! It wasn't the longing in me to be a lamby it was the longing to eat a lamby.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nice save Ross.
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bubble-popper:
    Nice save Ross. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    twas not a save, twas the truth. We just ordered gyros from phil's and they should be arriving any moment. You knwo you like em too. I ross perot did nothing wrong.....
     
  17. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    I ross perot did nothing wrong.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no i guess you didn't ross... you am what you am right?
     
  18. sexc

    sexc New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    you live with your little sister? how old are you? 14? no thats okay, get your mom and dad to buy you a t-shirt from cafe' press\<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no i am 25. i live with my little sister (who is 14) because both out parents died 2 years ago. it's called being a legal guardian, smuck. but i guess you have no responsibilty in your life so why the fuck do you care? anyhow, just to prove you wrong, meat head. and to think i liked you at first. you are an A1 arsehole.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    P.S. don't message me, or email me eaither...

    I'm like I hate niggers now, I can't stand dumb teenage cunts on my messengers
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    oh you don't have to be worrying about that. who would want to message or email you? and as for that shirt, you can stick it up your greasy, smelly A-hole.
     
  19. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Whore of Babylon:
    oh you don't have to be worrying about that. who would want to message or email you? and as for that shirt, you can stick it up your greasy, smelly A-hole.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oi watch your fuckin mouth, thats my sexual partner to be your slagging off
     
  20. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    "A-HOle" ahahahahha! LOL! ROFL! teee heee heee heee heee! LMFAO!
     

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