Oh Deer!

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by stymie, Oct 17, 2002.

  1. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    Hmmm nice ratty. That must be no 97 in the *101 ways to end it all if you are a deer* book. Did he get to keep the deer? I bet santa's gutted.
     
  2. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    evidentally his gay lover sauteed the deer in a butter lemon caper sauce over angel hair pasta then they had anal intercourse afterwards whilst enjoying a good bottle of Ruffino wine. the cop didnt engage but took photos of the pair post-coitus. at least thats the version i heard...
     
  4. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    So the deer goes through the windscreen with enough force to bend the wheel AND snap an antler, landing head first on the driver's seat and the driver walks away?
    I dont think so.
     
  5. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    unless it's one of those Kamikaze Deers that jump at parked cars?
     
  6. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
    unless it's one of those Kamikaze Deers that jump at parked cars? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Also note the dirt the deer tracked onto the roof before doing a 360 and diving into the windshield!!!
     
  7. tons of fun

    tons of fun New Member

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    Oh my!!

    Be well.......
     

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