A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supplyboat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on hisfeet and walked the length of the train looking for any place to sit down.Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other; there was room for two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking, older British lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her. "Could I please sit in that seat" he asked. The lady was insulted. "You Americans are so rude." she said, "Can't you see my dog is sitting there?" He walked through the train more and still could not find a seat. He found himself back at the same place. "Lady, I love dogs - have a couple at home- so I would be glad to hold your dog if I can sit down." he said. The lady replied "You Americans are not only rude, you are arrogant." He leaned against the wall for a time, but was so tired he finally said "Lady, I've been onthe front lines in Europe for three months with not a decent rest for all that time. Could I please sit there and hold your dog? "The lady replied "You Americans are not only rude and arrogant.You are also obnoxious." With that comment, the soldier calmly stepped in, picked up the dog, threw it out the window, and sat down.The lady wasspeechless. An older, neatly dressed Englishman sitting across on the other seat spoke up. "Young man, I do not know if all you Americans fit the lady's description of you or not. But I do know that you Americans do a lot of things wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, you hold your fork with the wrong hand, and now you have just thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Siber Bitch: Can I lick your hand, Kit?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i wouldnt suggest it...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil: ahhh bugger...sent to the wrong forum......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> dont worry about fouling up your first post. you are from Canaduh you know - it's expected.
damn loser mexican, how many images are you going to steal and use them as your own content? Now go try to kill yourself again.. this time get it right!!!
mmm, thanks kitana for the hand,looks delicious.... and thanks by the way for not makin me feel like a complete dumbass,lmao...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: damn loser mexican, how many images are you going to steal and use them as your own content?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> is my "http://kickme.to/kitsworld" on it? its nut, so its nut mine. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: Now go try to kill yourself again.. this time get it right!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> y dont u help me? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil: mmm, thanks kitana for the hand,looks delicious....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> np, i got more images if yer interested. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil: and thanks by the way for not makin me feel like a complete dumbass,lmao... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL, u can do that on yer own Damian: wtf is that?
