A racist Joke now!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by staggman666, Jan 7, 2004.

  1. staggman666

    staggman666 New Member

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    Why did the Paki's hate Romans?

    Because the Romans built straight roads so there was no corners for their shops

    What is the fastest thing on the planet?
    An Ethiopian with a meal ticket.
    What is the second fastest thing on earth?
    The bloke he stole it off.
    What is the third most fastest thing in the world?
    The Blue Peter crew following!
     
  2. TimBoaT

    TimBoaT Member

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    I hate you.

    its' a joke.. be funny.
     
  3. staggman666

    staggman666 New Member

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    Yeah thats right tosser,dont waste my time moaning about it,when its clear you are the most unfunniest guy with " dont be a queer,hug a fag"quote!!!
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    I think it's quite catchy, actually!
     
  5. staggman666

    staggman666 New Member

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    Yeah but the only thing that guy could catch is a fuckin cold!
     
  6. TimBoaT

    TimBoaT Member

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    I apreciate the setup... but it's just too easy

    NEXT!
     
  7. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    What an insult lumping that thing (staggmanthickthickthick) with me!
     
  8. TimBoaT

    TimBoaT Member

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    noddadall
     
  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Ooh - you're such a bitch, Timothy!
     
  10. TimBoaT

    TimBoaT Member

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    clearly
     
  11. staggman666

    staggman666 New Member

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    God you are all camp...no sleeping bag,no tent,just camp
     
  12. mhs_frankie

    mhs_frankie New Member

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    Ooh shut that door. Get her.
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mhs_frankie:
    Ooh shut that door. Get her.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you like asians, africans, and latrine-os', as long as they arn't gay? you are a wierd cockgobbler
     
  14. cyberpimpsonic

    cyberpimpsonic New Member

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    turd burgler!
     
  15. staggman666

    staggman666 New Member

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    up hill gardener.shit shoveler,anal raider..name loads I can keep going
     
  16. igabfbrn

    igabfbrn New Member

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    Fart Pipe surfing
     
  17. mhs_frankie

    mhs_frankie New Member

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    Wow! You forgot knob jockey, anal ambusher, rectum raider and lover of the lavender passageway.
     
  18. cyberpimpsonic

    cyberpimpsonic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I've got a big f'n boner right now:
    Fart Pipe surfing<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    now that is just funny!
     
  19. staggman666

    staggman666 New Member

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    Im sorry "love of the lavender passageway"just made me laugh at work..thank you
     
  20. cyberpimpsonic

    cyberpimpsonic New Member

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    who said thankyou?
     

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