do I look fat?

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by shakyjoe, Jan 16, 2004.

  1. shakyjoe

    shakyjoe New Member

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    A woman standing naked in front of a bedroom mirror says to her husband, “Honey, I look fat, ugly, and pale. Give me a compliment to cheer me up.”

    The husband thinks for a second and replies, “At least there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”
     
  2. mhs_frankie

    mhs_frankie New Member

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    Better be careful with that joke, it's an antique.
     
  3. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mhs_frankie:
    Better be careful with that joke, it's an antique.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now that's the funniest thing I've seen on here in a week!
     
  4. cyberpimpsonic

    cyberpimpsonic New Member

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    wasent that joke already on here some ware?
     
  5. Dr.Roboto

    Dr.Roboto New Member

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    yea tons of times
     
  6. mhs_frankie

    mhs_frankie New Member

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