Good racist jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by dimmuborgir666, Jan 16, 2004.

  1. dimmuborgir666

    dimmuborgir666 New Member

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    Q: how do you get copper wire?

    A: Have 2 jews fight over a penny


    Q: Why do black people hate dirt bikes?

    A: because when you turn them on they go Run nigga nigga niga niga...


    Theres a white guy and a black guy on a train and they're both sitting across from eachother. All of the sudden the white guy sniffs his fingers and says "ahhh katie..". The black guy looks at him and says "what the hell are you doing?!". The white guys replies "oh well me and my wife like to fool around a little before I go to work, then when i'm on the train i sniff my fingers and it reminds me of her", "oh ok" says the black guy. So the next day they both get back on the train and the white guy sniffs his fingers and says "ahhh... katie", the black guy then sniffs his entire arm and says "ahhhh.. Rayqueesha!"
     
  2. letsbreakshit

    letsbreakshit New Member

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    whats the downside in stabbing a nigger in the eyes?
    you can only do it twice
     
  3. dimmuborgir666

    dimmuborgir666 New Member

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    hey here's some more racist jokes!

    Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
    They were on all fours when God spray painted them!


    Why don't sharks eat niggers?
    They think its whale shit!


    What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
    Coon Die Soon


    What do you call a black bowling ball?
    A nigger egg


    What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
    A whine and cheese party.
     
  4. cyberpimpsonic

    cyberpimpsonic New Member

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    i like that coon die soon one
     

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