just a good joke

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by canadian_boy, Jul 22, 2003.

  1. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy New Member

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    A nuffy is visiting Toronto for the first time, he walks into a bar and there is a black man behind the bar. He says "Hey Nigger give me a beer!" The black man says "Listen here buddy your not form around here are ya? The nuffy says no. The bar tender replys with "What is you were in my shoes what would you do?? The Nuffy says "Ok let me go behind the bar and you come ask me for a beer." So the nuffy gets behind the bar while that black man walks out of the bar and back in, he approaches the bar and says "Hey Nuf give me a beer" The Nuffy replys "Sorry we don't serve Niggers here!"
     
  2. eMolee

    eMolee New Member

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    wtf is a nuffy?
     
  3. ZombieFace

    ZombieFace New Member

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    people thought i was retarded ehh... turns out i'm just canadian.... eh..
     
  4. StrangersHaveTheBestCandy

    StrangersHaveTheBestCandy New Member

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    nigger jokes are lame let alone.
     
  5. codebled

    codebled New Member

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    let me take a wild stab and say that you are trying to say Newfie..ie. someone from Newfoundland?
     
  6. rossco27

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    think your right codebled....actually sounds like he could be a "nuffy" j/k...i got nuthin against those nice, hard drinking ppl.
     
  7. FrostyDaSnowPimp

    FrostyDaSnowPimp New Member

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    well congrats... yet another joke that has been butchered to try to fit a new country in.... Its a nigger and a chink.. the chink walks in and says give me a jigger, nigger... then the exchange happens and the nigger walks in and goes give me a drink chink and the chink goes we dont serve niggers here
     
  8. FrostyDaSnowPimp

    FrostyDaSnowPimp New Member

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    If by good joke you mean bad... and by bad you mean horrible... go kill yourself you fucking waste of Oxygen... Fucking Canadian bastard degenerating the qualilty of this message board (which is saying something if you have any fucking sense what so ever)
     
  9. Jerraco

    Jerraco New Member

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    What's a nigger?
     
  10. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jerraco:
    What's a nigger?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Look in the mirror.
     
  11. Jerraco

    Jerraco New Member

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    Oh. I see now. I'm Micheal Jackson. Shit.
     
  12. 1337

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    FYI:
    a "nuffy" (spelled Newfie) is someone who is from newfoundland. These people are where the irish landed in canada.

    The american's sterotypical canadian is a newfie. they got that canadian accent (no doot aboot it, eh) and are not very smart.
    think bob and doug mckenzie
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

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    who cares, I wish there were no borders anywhere... I'm waiting for some aliens to attack, so we will finnally put this "my country is better than yours" bullshit behind us... there are cool people, and cum burping blood farters anywhere you go..


    My $0.02
     
  14. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    This is waaaaaay off topic but the Labatt's in Canada is like 3 times stronger then the Labatt's in the U.S.
     
  15. 1337

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    hey if vietnam could beat you, i think we could.

    also we already beat you in 1812
     
  16. mhs_frankie

    mhs_frankie New Member

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    I agree with FrostDaSnowPimp.
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cyberpimpsonic:
    ok green shit splaters you mean to tell me canida would have a chance at america we would woop your ass and cut your coutry right off and wave as you float away you fuckin flamer <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Just so you know, GAS is from Wilmington NC, last time I checked, North Carolina was part of the USA


    I could be wrong though... As of today, Raleigh Nort Carolina Was still part of the United States..
     
  18. KaptainSkitzo

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    Carefull, they already sent us Celine Dion and Shania Twain....who knows what else those damned Canadians have up their asses.
     
  19. cyberpimpsonic

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    ok green shit splaters you mean to tell me canida would have a chance at america we would woop your ass and cut your coutry right off and wave as you float away you fuckin flamer
     
  20. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cyberpimpsonic:
    ok green shit splaters you mean to tell me canida would have a chance at america we would woop your ass and cut your coutry right off and wave as you float away you fuckin flamer <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I was talking about beer you fucking illiterate.
     

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