OFFICER......

a woman runs into a police station and yells "officer i`ve been graped!!!" the cop replies "don`t you mean `raped`?" she says "no....there was a bunch of them"

(don`t shoot the messenger i didnt make the damn thing up!!)

 

rossco... thank you.... as if society isn't dumb enough you lower the bar to this level and are personally responsible for the loss of numerous braincells of those who wasted their time reading these jokes

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FrostyDaSnowPimp:
rossco... thank you.... as if society isn't dumb enough you lower the bar to this level and are personally responsible for the loss of numerous braincells of those who wasted their time reading these jokes<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

t.y. for the compliment frosty.....i almost pulled a muscle in my back lowering the bar so low....as for the braincell deaths...well, i`m sure it will go un-noticed.

 

My brain has cells too. It locks away all the drugs I've taken so when I have something really funny to type, they come out. But not now. Just wait.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jerraco:
My brain has cells too. It locks away all the drugs I've taken so when I have something really funny to type, they come out. But not now. Just wait.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you have something funny to say?

 

I did but I'm getting sober now and don't feel like thinking. Go about your business.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jerraco:
I did but I'm getting sober now and don't feel like thinking. Go about your business.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you sound like one of those people who say they are fucked up on aderol when all you took was tylenol. or the person who drinks apple juice and calls it beer. or the type that says they are fucked up when all they are is ignorant.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.Roboto:
you sound like one of those people who say they are fucked up on aderol when all you took was tylenol. or the person who drinks apple juice and calls it beer. or the type that says they are fucked up when all they are is ignorant. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Could ya just say "Stupid" instead of "ignorant"? After all, there are two kinds of "ignorant"...one of which means stupid, the other means you just don't give a fuck about offending peoples sensibilities.
At least "Stupid" leave no room for misunderstanding.

HTH

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
Could ya just say "Stupid" instead of "ignorant"? After all, there are two kinds of "ignorant"...one of which means stupid, the other means you just don't give a fuck about offending peoples sensibilities.
At least "Stupid" leave no room for misunderstanding.

HTH<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

alright

you sound like one of those people who say they are fucked up on aderol when all you took was tylenol. or the person who drinks apple juice and calls it beer. or the type that says they are fucked up when all they are is stupid.

you happy kap'n

 

Yes.

 

I know it was beer cause I squeezed it fresh from the can straight from the barrel tree.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cyberpimpsonic:
god dame there is an argument about everything in here! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What the fuck do you want? A "group-hug-a-thon"??
Be boring as shit in here then!

 

god dame there is an argument about everything in here!