A man with a speech impediment (lisp) goes to a tooth brush factory and wants to see the head VP of the factory. well he waits and waits and gets blown off week after week, attempt after attempt, to see the VP finally he catches the VP on his way out of the office... HEEYY II WANNA SELL TOOHTBRUSHEES LOTTS OF TOOTHBRUSHHES.. the VP immediatly labels the guy a fruit. and decides to give the guy the opportunity to sell some toothbrushes, so he humors the guy and gives him a start Account, on selling them, knowing that if he didnt the guy would never leave him alone. two hours later he's sold out so he pays for stock and gets more, day after day more and more are sold.. the Guy now is selling more toothbrushes per month than there best wholesaler, dieing to find out how.. the VP calls a meeting with the guy. he asks the guy how are U of all people selling so many toothbrushes??? welll itsss easssy i gggooo to neeww yorkk neeww yoorkk i gooo too the sub sub subb waayy i sett upp a bigg table and i get a big bowll of chipps and aa bigg boowl of diip people goo buyy take a chip putt it inn the dip and they sayyy THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT>>>> it isss shit wanna buyy a toothbrush???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KaosLite: what the FUCK is with that signature pictre. It looks like a fucking skittle dancing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I never knew somebody could be so passionate about somebody else's signature
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tim the God: I never knew somebody could be so passionate about somebody else's signature<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Pathetic, ain't it?
What do you think of my signature? I really would like to know cause your opinions count. Really. Ah shit. I'm a liar.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cyberpimpsonic: its a little big!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Probably the ONLY time he'll ever hear that line in his lifetime.
