Hitler is standing on top of a cliff, and he's pushing jews off. One lands on his stomach, spread eagle. The next lands beside on his back with his arms over his face. The nexts lands on top of the first on his side with his knees bent. A man walks up to Hitler and says "Hitler! What are you doing!?" Hitler says, "I'm playing tetris."
I was talking to one of our German foreign exchange students and he said, "You know how you have American Idol here in your country?" I said, "Yeah, what about it?" He said, "Well in Germany we've been looking for a new idol since 1945." He's also the one that told me the tetris joke, silly nazi.
that is hella funny but i still think american idol is a stupid show my girlfriend watches it i HATE IT