Dubya's Bushisms

Sometimes it's not easy to be the friend of George W. Bush -- I know that. If you know what I mean.
- George W. Bush, Houston, Texas, Sep. 12, 2003

I'm a follower of American politics.
- George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003

By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future.
- George W. Bush, Dallas, Texas, Jul. 18, 2003

Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon.
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 18, 2003

I think war is a dangerous place.
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production.
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 27, 2002

Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of 'Hop on Pop.'
- George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, Washington, D.C., April 2, 2002

For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.
- George W. Bush, May 14

 

He either read his father's lips or, was educated by his wife the 'teacher'

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EYECANSEEU:
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now that shit is funny