10 Things we all should know

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT LATIN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:

1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name, but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped or theirs.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I've got a big f'n boner right now:
10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT LATIN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:

3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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Replying to those individually...
3- Bullshit, ask ANY redneck since 9-11!

1- No he isn't, he's partying with Elvis.
2- Actually, they make great dice/money bags.
7- Thank God!
8- No, "red" has a distinct taste, but only when mixed properly.
9- That usually applies to Wiggers, not Niggers.

 

Oh, and you're a retard.

 

Who are you calling retarded? Your mother told me that you like big black men ramming their cocks in your ass and then shoving it down your mouth so you can clean it! Oh by the way, your mother also said to tell you that she does not want you to fist her ass with your hand anymore. She wants you to use your head since that was your birth canal.

 

wow a your momma insult, now thats original

 

Golly, that's sure to make the Cap'n angry.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I've got a big f'n boner right now:
Who are you calling retarded? Your mother told me that you like big black men ramming their cocks in your ass and then shoving it down your mouth so you can clean it! Oh by the way, your mother also said to tell you that she does not want you to fist her ass with your hand anymore. She wants you to use your head since that was your birth canal.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


your just mad cause you were buttfucking your mom. she farted and ur dick blew up from the methane gas entering your uretha and explanding.... i tried.

 

Dr. Roboto, orders a cheese burger from 'McDonalds' and says "hold the cheese"!

 

OMFG!!! I've been hit by a cheap "Your Momma" crack! How will I *EVER* recover?

Ummmmmm....let's see........

Since my mother is, ummmmmm, how to put this delicately.....

DEAD, PLANTED, GONE and MOSTLY FORGOTTEN....


That can mean only ONE thing....


The first grader's comment DIDN'T hurt.
Gee, is *ANYONE* surprised?

 

I've got an idea; how about you go get a spoon, then you can eat my ass.

 

Are you gonna use syrup or jelly??

 

Yo' Momma cracks. Next to sarcasm it's the lowest form of wit. >_>

 

How about this Thai,

You're not even worthy of being called chicken-shit, you sloppy piece of newly hatched chicklet diarrhea.

 

Oh! Newly Hatched Chicklet diarhea! Let me get my straw!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I've got a big f'n boner right now:
I've got an idea; how about you go get a spoon, then you can eat my ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You had NO clue how to come back to that....did you?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FrostyDaSnowPimp:
Oh! Newly Hatched Chicklet diarhea! Let me get my straw!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why bother with the straw? I'm sure your gay lover over there, the one with the "Big F'N BONER" will be happy to hold him over your mouth, for the direct feeding option.

 

Kaptain is the type of person who loses money on the stamp machines in Las Vegas.

 

Hmm... not a bad idea... So it's okay if I borrow him from you for a few?

 

Anyone would loose money on a stamp machine. Those things aren't free you know. Now run along.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FrostyDaSnowPimp:
Oh! Newly Hatched Chicklet diarhea! Let me get my straw!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you really should learn to spell