Bash the French, you know you can....

So... going along with my ever present dislike for the French, i figured i would draft something for the French people. I mean we all know what happens to the French in time of war... They surrender, so as opposed to forcing them to draft a new one each time I am posting a generic one. Here it is:


Signed this __________ day of _________ in the year _____.


We, the Government of France do hereby surrender, unconditionally, to the Army(ies) of ________________, _______________, _______________, (additional space available on back if necessary).


We do not wish hostilities to continue with aforementioned Army (ies) as it may lead to pain and suffering of our proud army. We will allow aforementioned Army (ies) to occupy our country, drink our wine, violate our women (children left to us), and to have unfettered access to anything else they should desire, for as long a time period as they wish.


Please do not hurt us, we are a peaceful country that has no real army to defend ourselves (America…PLEASE HELP).


X______________________________


President, Jacques 'Le Worm' Chirac

 

A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its butt when a visitor turned to the zookeeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it?"

"No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo.

Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and completely devoured him."

"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking it's butt?"

"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of it's mouth."

 

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The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.

 

for some reason this post hasnt recieve as much attention as this one:
Bash America, you know you want to!

any one could prolly take on the french army with a .45 and one bullet. once they hear that crack from the gun firing they will start running around like a bunch of retards at the special olympics soccer game.

are there any french members on this site?

 

Hey Doc,
Wasn't Barney Fife French? He always carried one bullet in his pocket.

 

Don Knotts, "Barney Fife" was born on July 21, 1924 in Morgantown, West Virginia.Bio

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr.Roboto:
for some reason this post hasnt recieve as much attention as this one:
Bash America, you know you want to!...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What does that tell you?

 

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Either you need a new keyboard, or to realize that the msg board won't allow lots of spaces in front of whatever you were trying to draw.

 

damn i did that?
i must have fell asleep on the keyboard.

 

One more letter and I would have seen LSD. Don't need it though to see that it's French bastard yelling surrender.

 

Who let you in here?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
Who let you in here?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i was thinking the same about you

 

At least you were thinking about me.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
At least you were thinking about me.
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How long have you had these feelings for Retard, Kaptain?

 

No special feelings...but I admit, I have less agressive feelings toward retards, puppies, and people willing to share their drugs with me.

 

"At least you were thinking about me."

Don't be shy now! That looks far more like 'special feelings' than 'less aggressive' ones.

 

you know, the french saved USA's ass in the revolutionary war and bascially without them yous be drinking tea. Also they kicked the world's ass with Napolean

(i hate the french though, just informing)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Highclass Whitetrash:
you know, the french saved USA's ass in the revolutionary war and bascially without them yous be drinking tea. Also they kicked the world's ass with Napolean

(i hate the french though, just informing)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

napolean was the best thing to come from france.