Bundy rum

A polar bear goes into a bar. he goes up to the barman and says, 'Can I please get a rum...

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... and a coke?'
The barman goes to the bear,'Why the long pause?'
And the polar bear replies, 'I was born with them.'

 

how fuckin lame can this get??????????? jokes like this lower the standards of this site

 

haha I liked it, but then again I am drun

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rossco27brant:
how fuckin lame can this get??????????? jokes like this lower the standards of this site <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

wow that sucked, even the canadian knows it sucks.

 

Wait a minute, how can he be from Canada, AND Scotland? Isn't there a big lake between them?
Or, was he partially assembled in Scotland, then shipped to Canada for final assembly? Kinda like Frankenstein?
Too strange for me this early in the day.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
Wait a minute, how can he be from Canada, AND Scotland? Isn't there a big lake between them?
Or, was he partially assembled in Scotland, then shipped to Canada for final assembly? Kinda like Frankenstein?
Too strange for me this early in the day.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

born and raised in Scotland now living in Canada.............that make things easier to comprehend?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
Oh, I get it....

A displaced Scott hiding amongst a bunch of displaced French....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ya got me there cap`n...almost. not hiding...kinda more like living and it`s "Scot" not "scott"....

 

what the fuck is with you and that goddamn emote?!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rossco27:
born and raised in Scotland now living in Canada.............that make things easier to comprehend? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, I get it....

A displaced Scott hiding amongst a bunch of displaced French....

 

Shouldn't it be big pause? Not long.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
what the fuck is with you and that goddamn emote?!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh cough syrup *sighs* what is it with YOU and hating this remote so much? btw that was a rhetorical question so fuck off and don`t answer back you stupid little cunt

 

i dont see the remotes being funny but its 7 in the morning and im tired too!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cyberpimpsonic:
i dont see the remotes being funny but its 7 in the morning and im tired too!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

who the fuck said they were meant to be funny?

 

Democrat?

 

a google image search of "rosco" yielded this as its most popular finding

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
a google image search of "rosco" yielded this as its most popular finding

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must be tough being illiterate...it is only a 6 letter word after all.

 

Quite right!

A google image search of RosSco27 yielded this firstly:

 

That can't be right...two problems with that...face looks too good, and the dick is way too big.
Might be his girlfriend?
Nah, face looks too good......

Ok, I'm stumped.