Three men are stranded in the jungle after thier plane crashes. They are taken prisoner by a dreaded tribe of cannibals. The chief of the cannibals says to them " You must go into the jungle and find ten of any type of fruit. Come back, and if you do what we tell you to with it, we will let you go." The first man came back with some crabapples. the chief said "Now, you must put each one up your ass without making any expressions on your face. If you pass this test of endurance, you may go." The man tried, but on the second apple he winced, and the cannibals killed him. The second man came back with small berries, and was told to do the same thing. He almost succeded, but on the ninth berry he burst into laughter. Confused, the cannibals still killed him. In heaven, the first man asked the second "Why did you laugh? you almost made it!" he said " I saw the third guy coming with pinapples!"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: Haven't heard that one in a looooooong time... Good one. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ditto....good joke
