theif

a theif enters a house of a man and his wife whom are so poor that they have nothing, the woman wakes up her husband and tells him there is a theif in the house, the man replies 'shutup and pretend ur a sleep, he might forget something here on his way out.'

 

Fuck fucking in the pool

duckies on their way to school

you smash them, kick their tiny beaks

Currents are not gwape

Gwape is not currents-see?

That should shut him up for a while!

 

i before e except after c or when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh.

 

How do you explain "height" then, dickwad?

Here's my own specially formulated and patented mnemonic for correct grammar and spelling:

FUCKING LEARN TO FUCKING WRITE PROPERLY YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

Simple, isn't it?

 

OOH... so its i before e except in the word 'height', after c, or when sounding like a as in neighbor and weight.

Gotcha, thank you for helping me with my third langauge.

 

... language.

 

cg would you believe me if i said i did that on purpose?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Fuck fucking in the pool

duckies on their way to school

you smash them, kick their tiny beaks

Currents are not gwape

Gwape is not currents-see?

That should shut him up for a while! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't you mean gwapes are not currency?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
Don't you mean gwapes are not currency?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OHHH FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK DUBYA!!JEEEEEZ!
YESSSSSS THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING MEANT BUT I'M NOT MEANINGGGGGGG WHAT I SAY OR SAY WHAT I MEAN....OHHH FUCKING WITH MY HEAAAAAAD NOWWWWWW!!!GOAWAY-GOAWAY-GOAWAYYYYYYY!!!

 

Bwahahhahhahhahahahahahaha!!!

* That's my quotient of evil for today I think *

 

chester i cannot explain the word height but then again i cannot explain your urges for homosexual ass sex. some things just "are". its just the nature of the beast. and please dont call me dirty filthy names that reveal your underlying sexual desires.

 

So it's true after all: ignorance IS evil.

 

Hey barman, line me up a fucking duck.

Load it with gwapes.

Hold the Koors.

That fucker just fucking fucks.

Fuck it.

 

u lot are fucked up man.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phil:
u lot are fucked up man.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i think u right phil

 

wot do u get when u cross a chicken with a midget a migken lol oh my god hahahahahahah lmfao ha ha ah i cant breath lol hahahahahaha ha ha oh ha ha oh god ha ha aww haaaaa

 

If you are not a moron, you are doing a first-rate impression of one.

 

Pot, meet Kettle.

 

If you had even the faintest trace of honor and decency in your hideously deformed gimpmobile of a rat-runt's diseased carcass, you would immediately perform an act of ritual Hara-kiri by disemboweling yourself with a serrated Bowie knife while sitting in a pit of burning gasoline in attempted atonement for being such an asshole.