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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Jezrak, Nov 4, 2003.

  1. Jezrak

    Jezrak New Member

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    What do you get when you cross a midget and a hooker ?
    A little fucker 'bout knee high
     
  2. 1337

    1337 New Member

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    Its 'Ni'
     
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    'Peng' and 'Neee-wom!!!'
     
  4. FredVegas

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  5. Prick

    Prick New Member

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    For that travesty of a joke, you must bring us... A SHRUBBERY!!!
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    "Not too expensive..."
     
  7. instagator

    instagator New Member

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    I fart in your general direction.
     
  8. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    I hate people who quote Monty Python
     
  9. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
    I hate people who quote Monty Python <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Heh...you need specifics. I just hate people....period.
     

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