*Courtesy of the T-shirt I wore today...* I have to poop. Smile for the camera! Get off me, I'll do it myself! This is your first time… right? You’re almost as good as my ex! When is this supposed to feel good? I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?! I was so horny tonight I would’ve taken a sheep home. Keep it down; my mother is a light sleeper. Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good! On second thought, let’s turn the lights off. I’m sobering up and you’re getting ugly! But everybody looks funny naked! Do I have to pay for this? No! You’re too fat to be on top. You’d kill me! Actually, your sister likes it like this. What’s your name again? Hold on, let me change the channel. It’s nice being in bed with someone I don’t have to inflate. Uhhh… I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
"People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl Mom." -Clerks (Kevin Smith kicks fucking ass)
funniest thing any man ever said to me during sex was to ask me if he could get milk for his coffee outta my jugs lol
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by angeliconewholaughs: funniest thing any man ever said to me during sex was to ask me if he could get milk for his coffee outta my jugs lol<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's understandable for him to ask though.Not too hard to mistake you for a heifer.
