A quickie

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Cough Syrup, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

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    How many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!
     
  2. KaptainSkitzo

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    Shoulda titled that, "Reading this sad joke is a complete waste of time and bandwidth."
     
  3. GreenAppleSplatters

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    That was kinda funny...
     
  4. pimpchichi

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    yes it was
     
  5. Prick

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    How many fat chicks does it take to change a light bulb?
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    Who cares? They're fat!
     
  6. Cough Syrup

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    Whatever Skitzo, tell that joke to someone, and yell the punchline--they'll laugh.
     
  7. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
    Whatever Skitzo, tell that joke to someone, and yell the punchline--they'll laugh.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It was funny back in the 70's, when I first heard it...and you'd have to tell it to an old person these days anyway...kids just wouldn't get it.
    Sorry.
    NEXT!
     
  8. pimpchichi

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    well i got it... you calling me old you sonofabitch
     
  9. Lomotil

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    I thought it was funny... You do have to emphasize the punchline, which I think was conveyed with the CAPS.

    Reminds me of this clip...

     
  10. Cough Syrup

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
    It was funny back in the 70's, when I first heard it...and you'd have to tell it to an old person these days anyway...kids just wouldn't get it.
    Sorry.
    NEXT!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nah, everyone I tell it to laughs. Its not like its a joke about the war of 1812 man.
     
  11. TimBoaT

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    Realistically shitzko

    that joke makes MORE sense today since all the old vietnam vets have sunk deeply into depression and psycosis by this time... and thats all the crazy bastards ever yell these days

    I thought it was funny...
     
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  13. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tim the God:
    Realistically shitzko

    that joke makes MORE sense today since all the old vietnam vets have sunk deeply into depression and psycosis by this time... and thats all the crazy bastards ever yell these days

    I thought it was funny...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah but your a large turd Tim so who gives a fuck what you think.
     
  14. Cough Syrup

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Highclass Whitetrash:
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    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Beautiful. That's poetry, pure and simple
     
  15. Cough Syrup

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    Does that look like David Spade to anyone else?
     
  16. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
    Does that look like David Spade to anyone else?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's the first thing I thought of, too...
     
  17. KaptainSkitzo

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    You mean to tell me that *ISN'T* David Spade?!
    Well fuck me running!
     

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