IQ test

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  1. tommyh_1982

    tommyh_1982 New Member

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    Oh dear, I used to be a thick shit!
     
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  2. tommyh_1982

    tommyh_1982 New Member

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    Oh dear, I used to be a thick shit!
     
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  3. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TommyH:
    its late i'm drunk... and i just read all this bullshit....well to the George W Bush wanna be IQ quizmaster... if ur clocks minute hand moves at 1 degree of 360 every minute...u need a new fucking clock... unless u live on pluto or something fuckign stupid... cuz.... if a normal clock moves 1 degree of a full circle each minute.. that means in relation to the hour hand moving 1/12 of the 360 degrees each hour... there must be... 360 minutes in your hour... so... u can never use that excuse of never enough hours in a day!!! so really your clock should move 6 degrees every minute... then the hour hand 30 degrees every hour!...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm not even going to respond to this until you sober up and re-read what you posted. That is, if you even remember remember this place tomorrow...
     
  4. Matthew

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    i wonder if calves would like human milk
     
  5. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    I'm not even going to respond to this until you sober up and re-read what you posted. That is, if you even remember remember this place tomorrow... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I am, upon reading this...Laughing My Mother Fucking ASS OFF!!!!!!
     
  6. Lomotil

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    Damn, why did I type remember twice?
     
  7. KaptainSkitzo

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    Doesn't matter, that isn't why I was laughing. It was the comment itself that had me rolling!
     
  8. TimBoaT

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet:
    i wonder if calves would like human milk<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    or better yet, since grown humans drink cows milk... would grown cows drink human milk?
     
  9. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tim the God:
    or better yet, since grown humans drink cows milk... would grown cows drink human milk?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    They might, lotta women look like cows.
     
  10. Lomotil

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    Damn Skit, you gotta hook me up with some of those hotties you've been taking home here lately....
     
  11. FredVegas

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    When a cow laughs, does milk come outta its nose... ?
     
  12. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    When a cow laughs, does milk come outta its nose... ?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    dunno... but if a clown farts, does it smell funny?
     
  13. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    Damn Skit, you gotta hook me up with some of those hotties you've been taking home here lately....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, I'd be bringing some hotties home...but I have one here already.
     
  14. angeliconewholaughs

    angeliconewholaughs New Member

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    ok i laughed harder at you guys making asses of yourselves than i did at the joke (which btw i got in an email 1 month fore the ting was posted on here) but anyway that's beside the point ijust wanna know what it is that yall are all on cause dude's yall are hillarious even when ya fightin with each other lmao love love night night
     
  15. angeliconewholaughs

    angeliconewholaughs New Member

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    freaking hell i need spelling 101 thought i would say that fore yall had the chance at it lmfao hehe night night love love
     
  16. Lomotil

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    I don't argue. I just point out what's wrong.
     
  17. angeliconewholaughs

    angeliconewholaughs New Member

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    As for as the arguing thing most men look like asses when they argue about a joke on a freaking web site lol night night love love
     

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