-Why do the ladies love Jesus? -Because he's hung like this (extend arms in crucifix position) and has a second coming. **** -What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? -It only takes one nail to hang the picture. **** Jesus walks into a motel. He goes up to the front desk, sets down three nails, and says "Okay, put me up for the night." I'm probably going to hell for this.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Prick: I'm probably going to hell for this. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nah...I told those same jokes a long time ago...and I'm not in hell yet.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo: Nah...I told those same jokes a long time ago...and I'm not in hell yet.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not yet...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jesus H. Christ: Not yet...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Shut the fuck up, bastard...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by God Almighty: Shut the fuck up, bastard...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
there's 2 links there mr. white... biblical texts that were removed from scripture, and thought to be destroyed by the founders of the catholic church as heretical.. the first link can be summed up as: <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote the 2nd link is more or less a Q&A session with jesus
