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Why couldnt' the pilot fly his plane?

Because he was a tomato!
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Why did they bury the baker in the side of the hill?

Because he was dead!
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Where did the chicken find his oil can?

Under the stairs!
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Why did the penguin throw the banana into the ocean?

Because it wasn't wearing pants anyway.
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How many Waffles does it take to build a dog house?

Three! Aligators can't fly!

 

You are a queer with very gay jokes!

 

possibly the best jokes seen on this forum in a while.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by iamsogary:
You are a queer with very gay jokes!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks Gary, but I'd appreciate if you didn't hit on me. I'm not that drunk, you're not that lucky, and your boyfriend would be pissed.

 

if i werent stoned i woudn't haev laughed

 

what's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs are not the same.

 

for some reason i laughed at that one kaos and im not even stoned.