chick jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by cats_whiskers, Aug 20, 2003.

  1. cats_whiskers

    cats_whiskers New Member

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    y are hurricanes named after women?
    coz when we come its warm n wet....n when we go,we take yer house & yer car with us...

    wots the difference between yer dick & yer pay cheque??
    u dont have 2 beg yer wife 2 blow yer pay cheque......
     
  2. KaosLite

    KaosLite New Member

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    if you hail from the UK, try not to speak like a texan. Capitalize on your nations talents. Speak monty Pyhton.
     
  3. k0zm1c

    k0zm1c New Member

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    hurricanes aren't just named after women...

    for example: hurricane andrew

    and my girl is always more than willing to blow my dick...

    your jokes make no sence...
    (leave it to a woman to tell 2 bad jokes in a row)
     
  4. Chicken Humus

    Chicken Humus New Member

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    I fart in your general direction!
     
  5. Bubs

    Bubs New Member

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    hurricanes arn't warm and wet.. they are cold and windy...
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KaosLite:
    if you hail from the UK, try not to speak like a texan. Capitalize on your nations talents. Speak monty Pyhton.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Speaking of "Capitalizing" - maybe you need to look at your post again.

    Oh, and check your typos, too (Python).
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Oh, and for the record, that joke was from back when hurricanes were always named after women. You youngin's might not recall those days.

    Another 'answer' to the original joke was "If they were named after men, they'd be called himmicanes..."

    Oh, and here's Mitch...

     

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