micheal jackson

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Chicken Humus, Aug 2, 2003.

  1. Chicken Humus

    Chicken Humus New Member

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    Q: When is it bed time at Michael Jacksons house?
    A: When the big hand is on the little hand.


    Q: What's blonde, had six legs and runs through Michael Jacksons dreams?
    A: Hanson.


    Q: What's small brown and warm and found in the back of little boys underwear?
    A: Michael Jacksons Hand!
     
    Chicken Humus, Aug 2, 2003
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  2. Meikle

    Meikle New Member

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    fuck nut...
     
    Meikle, Aug 7, 2003
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  3. Jonnys Left Boot

    Jonnys Left Boot New Member

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    What happened tro Hansen then, one of them lost a leg?
     
    Jonnys Left Boot, Sep 7, 2003
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  4. wyrm 84

    wyrm 84 New Member

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    Hanson just isn't cool.
     
    wyrm 84, Sep 7, 2003
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  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    are you saying michael jackson doesn't have cool dreams?
     
    pimpchichi, Sep 7, 2003
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  6. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    luckly i have the COOLDREAM™ mod installed, this ensures i never go a night without murder, rape & pillage
     
    Psycho Bob, Sep 7, 2003
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  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    You forgot 'burn.'
     
    Lomotil, Sep 7, 2003
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