racist jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Psycho Bob, May 17, 2001.

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  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    why do black people smell bad?

    so blind and deaf people can hate them too
     
    Dwaine Scum, Jul 6, 2003
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  2. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    why do black people smell bad?

    so blind and deaf people can hate them too    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    deaf people dont need to smell them they can see them u moron
     
    djdev, Jul 8, 2003
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  3. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    why do black people smell bad?

    so blind and deaf people can hate them too    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and its been said before.. u realy suck imc
     
    djdev, Jul 8, 2003
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  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    why do black people smell bad?

    so blind and deaf people can hate them too    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hello and welcome to two years ago!
     
    Lomotil, Jul 8, 2003
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  5. Coma White

    Coma White New Member

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    What do you do if you see a nigger being beat up by some white ppl?
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    You help them

    What do you call killing a fucking jew?
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    Making the world a better place.

    -Coma
     
    Coma White, Jul 9, 2003
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  6. danger_187

    danger_187 New Member

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    A nigger, a mexican, and a jew jump off a 35 story building head first. Who lands first?

    who cares, they're dead


    Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

    The bucket


    What do u tell a nigger in a uniform?

    can i have that to go.


    why dont they teach sex ed and drivers ed the same day in iraq?

    they dont wanna wear out the donkey


    How do they practice safe sex in iraq?

    paint an X on the back of every animal that kicks.
     
    danger_187, Jul 11, 2003
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  7. mitch

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    Someone tell me what's wrong with this sentence: the black man has a job.

    Anyone? Anyone at all. What's wrong with the sentence?
     
    mitch, Jul 11, 2003
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  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Why do black people only have two Pall Bearers (sp?) at there funerals?

    Because there is only two handles on a trash can...
     
    Dwaine Scum, Jul 13, 2003
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  9. Hydradox

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    what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
    ~the black ones steal your watch.~

    What do you do when you see your tv floating infront of you in the middle of the night?
    ~Freeze nigger.~

    Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
    ~the pizza can feed a faimily of 4~

    What do a jew and a ciggerette have in common?
    ~They eventually turn into ashes~
     
    Hydradox, Jul 18, 2003
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  10. Undertow

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    Why don't blacks and Mexicans have kids together?

    They'd be too lazy to steal.
     
    Undertow, Jul 18, 2003
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  11. the_real_guyverjedi

    the_real_guyverjedi New Member

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    THIS JOKE IS PRITTY WANK AND OLD BUT IT CANT BE AS BAD AS SOME!!

    One fine day Nelson Mandella was taking a lesurly stroll down the river when he came across 2 white people dragging a black person in to the bank of the river. he walked up to the two white inderviduals and said ' why in all my days ive never seen such an act of kindness saveing one of my brothers from drowning, you realy made my day if everyone were like you 2 the world would be a much better place'. he then walked off very happy at what he had witnessed. the two white males looked at each other and said ' that Nelson Mandella might be a great man and an insperation to his people and country, but he knows fuck all about how to fish for crocodiles'.
     
    the_real_guyverjedi, Jul 29, 2003
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  12. buhbow

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    How do ya know when an aboriginie has been in ya house?

    Your beers all gone and your dogs pregnant!
     
    buhbow, Jul 30, 2003
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  13. Azspots

    Azspots New Member

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    When little white babies die, go to heaven & get their wings, what are they called?
    -Angels
    When black babies die, go to heaven and get their wings, what are they called?
    -BATS!!
     
    Azspots, Aug 1, 2003
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  14. Fear Night

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob:
    Now that i like! how about these....

    Why do niggers smell so bad?
    So blind people can hate them too

    Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?
    He doesn't know he's black

    How do you stop a nigger from hanging around in your front yard?
    Hang him in the back


    What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
    Stop laughing and re-load


    Why are niggers so strong?
    T.V.'s are getting heavier

    What do you call a nigger having sex?
    Rape

    What is the difference between batman and a black man?
    Batman can go out at night without robin


    What do niggers and sperm have in common?
    Only one in two million work


    Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
    Because of the pubic hair on their heads.    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Holy shit those are great
     
    Fear Night, Aug 23, 2003
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  15. Coma White

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    How do most peolple like ropes?

    Around the neck of a nigger

    That sucked i know, but i dont give a fuck, i'm drunk and stoned.
     
    Coma White, Aug 29, 2003
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