The Blond that fell

This guy starts checking out this beautiful Blond Chick who starts walking down the stairs. She all of the sudden slips and falls down the stairs and is all awkwardly open.
The guy starts laughing his ass off. He tries to go help her up, but the display is just to hysterical.

The blond looks up at him, gets up, and says, “You Sir. are not a gentleman.”

To which the guy replies, “And you Miss, are not blond.”

 

hmmm is it just me, or is this not funny at all?

 

It isn't just you....I have the urge to cave his face in with a fucking snow shovel.

You game?

 

I say we just make him eat b.b.'s at gunpoint

 

Actually, that sounds better. We should make him eat a whole ball of string, too.

 

And make him wash it down with a tall glass of javex.

 

I've always wanted to give someone a Nair Bath.