Q: Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat? A: They both feel good, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you Q: Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Q: How do you know when you are getting old? A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chicken Humus: Q: Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That is hilarious! Im gonna use this from now on. good shit!
