Q:What's red and screams as it goes round and round at 1,000 rpm? A: Baby in a blender. Q: what's black, bubbles, and claws at the window? A: baby in a microwave. Q:What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a pool? A: baby with slashed floaties. Q: what's red, white, and orange, and floats at the top of the pool? A: slashed baby with floaties.
sorry. i checked back a few pages and didn't see any, so i thought it might be new. ::shrugs:: i'll try to find something a bit less done.
How do unload a truck full of dead babies? ... Pitchfork Whats this? *Simulates a quivering hand with a pitchfork in it*... a live one
how do you get 1,000 babies into a phone booth? . . . . . cuisenart. How do you get 'em out? . . . . . . . Straw
Whats Gross? a TRUCKLOAD OF DEAD BABIES,...... whats grosser than gross? The live one at the bottom of the pile trying to eat its way out
there were 3 men in a bar arguing. the bartender calls the cops after kicking them out. they're in an allyway still arguing when the cops arrive. they all run down the allyway and find no where else to go so they hide in 3 convenient sacks. constable comes by and sees the suspicious sacks and kicks the first one. the first guy quickly says "meow". the officer thinking Awww, its just a sack full of kittens. and leaves it alone. he kicks the second. the other guy follows suite and says "woof!" officer thinking awww, its just some puppies, and leaves the sack. he kicks the third sack and the last guy says "potatoe..."
