An old one but fuck it.

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by stymie, Jul 22, 2003.

  1. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    So the Lone Ranger and Tonto mosey on up to a bar. they tie their horses up and start to go inside, only to spin round in alarm as they both hear a thud.
    "The fuck was that?" Yells Lone Ranger.
    "Your horse has um keeled over kimosabe" Came the reply.
    "Shit"
    They both go over to see what's the matter with silver..."Tonto, Silver is just plain exhausted, take your hat off and fan him with it"
    Tonto fanned as fast as he could but silver stayed flat on the dusty floor.
    "It aint enough Tonto, think of something else!" Cried LR.
    "OK boss, what?"
    "Stand up and run round him in circles, the air disturbance may just bring him round. I'll be inside the saloon, let me know what happens"
    LR was half way through a cool one when a cowboy entered the saloon and stood in the doorway looking round at the clientelle.
    "Hey" he boomed.."Who's horse is outside the saloon door?"
    "Mine" replied the Lone Ranger.. "What's the problem?"
    "You've left your injun running"

    Yadda yadda.. I know it maybe old but I thought it was funny.
     
  2. Coma White

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    That fucking sucked, asshole. If you're gonna post jokes make them good.
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    We'll follow your lead then dickhead...
     
  4. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coma White:
    That fucking sucked, asshole. If you're gonna post jokes make them good.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well fuck me, 20 posts and you are the resident authority on humour. Do us all a favour and post something that you think is funny so we can all tell you how hilarious and clever you are ya sack of shit.

    So come on then fuckface, bless us all with your hilarity.

    (Posting your pic don't count either, cunt)
     
  5. stymie

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    (The anticipation on Stymie's face is apparrent as he waits for cumstainwhite's reply, knowing full well the prick is desperately searching google for a joke he thinks may not have been plastered up on these boards, he's asked his mum, sister, no joy. Time is running out for the noob, it's nearly bed time, the tears are welling up.)

    Fuck me, I should write a novel. A thriller or something. Booker prize n shit'll be coming my way pretty damn soon.
     
  6. StrangersHaveTheBestCandy

    StrangersHaveTheBestCandy New Member

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    dont get all pissy stymie, its not your fault you dont have a good sense of humor, its god's fault, blame god.
     
  7. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Holy fuck SHTBC i see you dragged your arse from the comment section into the forums.
     
  8. cittykat

    cittykat New Member

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    am i the only one that found that funny?
     
  9. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    holy fucking shit is right, SHTBC rears her VW owning head from the comments. here is the aforementioned HI.
     

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