Eat up!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by tomo, May 7, 2003.

  1. tomo

    tomo New Member

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    Whats the only part of a vegtable you can't eat??


    The Wheelchair!
     
  2. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    I dont get it
     
  3. tomo

    tomo New Member

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    Some one who is in a wheelchair and is mentally handicapped is refered to as a Vegtable!

    - It's hard work at times!
     
  4. Icenhour

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    Dont bother, devdev never gets any jokes. He must be 13 or a fuckin tard... we just ignore him around here.
     
  5. djdev

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    that joke sucks ass anyways
    if i dont get it, it means im not laffin and it sucks.
     
  6. Skullmurray

    Skullmurray New Member

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    or you're a dumb fuck
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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  8. Meikle

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    how the hell did you put that thumbs up in the message area?
     
  9. Slayer of Pygmy Babies

    Slayer of Pygmy Babies New Member

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    Ayayayay...
    Dude, if you don't understand maybe you should return to learning English so you can hope to understand just a little more and maybe find soe funny...or come up with some funny ones.

    Q: What do you call a pointless Canadian who doesn't understand jokes?

    A: devdev is a dumb fucker
     
  10. Bubs

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    AH HA HA HA HA HA HA, now that was a funny one, devdev is a dumb fucker, that gets me every time, ha ha...
     
  11. Slayer of Pygmy Babies

    Slayer of Pygmy Babies New Member

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    What's the bet that the stupid syrup-slurping moose fucker doesn't understand...
     
  12. Meikle

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    that depends if he still left his brain at mcdownloads...

    and what was that thing that other guy always said?.... oh yeah!
    ...FOR ME TO POOP ON!
     
  13. Icenhour

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    what is with eveyone talkin about McDownloads... I think I missed something

    and stop talking about devdev... its not nice to make fun of the handicapped
     
  14. Slayer of Pygmy Babies

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    I would never mock a retarded person, devdev is.....ummmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmm, well I would rather a retard married my sister than devdev... In fact I would probably shoot them both for good luck.
     
  15. Meikle

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    devdev cracked a bullshit joke that goes:

    Bill and brain went to mcdownlaods and brain decides to skip class and bill goes off. the teacher asks the class "who knows why the internet is such a useful tool?" and bill says "thats easy, you can get free porn" and the teachers says "bill, this is a class! wheres your brain?" and bill replies "at mcdownloads"
     
  16. Meikle

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    ive been making sure he gets all the credit he deserves for his "fantasimal joke of the gods" (thank you bubs)
     
  17. Bubs

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    oh sweet mercifull crap, I just pissed myself laughing at that little retard, oh jesus, where the hell do you get all those hilarious pictures icenhour ?

    aw man, my chest hurts from laughing...
    that was so fucking funny
     
  18. ridic68

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    hey i would just like to say that i am from canada and i got the joke. And that this devdev guy is out of his fucking mind
     
  19. mitch

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    The joke was funny, but the devdev burns were even better. It's just too easy.
     
  20. crazylegs

    crazylegs New Member

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    Devdev is a fucking joke. why doesnt someone just shut his fucking mouth up.
     

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