this guy at a bar has been drinking for a long ass time. he figuers it time to go home so he goes to get up but cant stand. the bartender walks to him and trys to help him back in his chair but the drunk man wont let him. so the drunk guy crawls out the bar and down to street. crawls up the stairs and barely get the key in the door. goes in the apartment and slowly craws into bed. the next day he walks up with a major hangover. his wife was standing over him with a very pissed off look on her face. "you went out drinking again right" she asked him. "how did u know" he said back. she then said "the bartender called and said that you left your wheelchair at the bar again.
