Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent. The last instruction they receive from the mother superior is that they musn't get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the paint project, there comes a knock at the door. 'Who is it?' calls one of the nuns. 'Blind man,' replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug. Deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man in, they open the door. 'Nice tits,' says the man as he steps inside. 'So where do you want the blinds?'
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