Maybe this will make up for my first one......

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by DADDY, May 21, 2003.

  1. DADDY

    DADDY New Member

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    This trucker is cruising along when he notices a black guy hitch hiking along the highway out in the middle of nowhere. He stops and the black guy asks for a ride. The trucker says "You have to ride in the trailer. Company policy, no riders in the cab." The black guy agrees and hops up into the trailer. He quickly notices the whole thing is filled to the top with bowling balls. The trucker climbs back in the cab and heads on his way. A few hours later he spots another black guy hitch hiking along the side of the road, this time with a biycle that has a flat tire. Once again, the trucker stops. He tells the black guy "No passengers, but you can ride in the trailer." The black guy agrees and hops into the trailer. By now, the trucker has been driving for some time and is getting pretty sleepy. He doesnt see a sharp corner in the road and drives right off a small cliff. Within minutes there is a Sheriff's deputy on the scene trying to figure out what the hell is going on. All he can see is the wreckage of the truck and a sea of bowling balls. Suddenly, the two black guys pop up from all the balls. Right then the Sheriff shows up and asks the deputy what is going on. The deputy turns to the Sheriff and says....

    "Well sir, looks like we gots ourselves a wreck of a truckload of nigger eggs, two of em's hatched and one has already stolen a bicycle!"
     
  2. Meikle

    Meikle New Member

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    that blew...
     
  3. Sober_Ruski

    Sober_Ruski New Member

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    shut up bitch that was funny
     
  4. chode

    chode New Member

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    HAHAHAHAH THAT WAS GOLD!!
     
  5. cittykat

    cittykat New Member

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    sweet
     
  6. Turnip100

    Turnip100 New Member

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    Yeah, was a good one
     

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