yumy

wat's the difrnce betwean a grape ana chicken?

they both purple (ecept the grape)
ohshit i can't stop laghing
i nead more shroom

 

I love jokes that make no sense whatsoever. Except for devdev's. Here's one I found.

If you're stranded in the middle of the desert, and the wheels fall off your boat, then how many pancakes does it take to fill a meatwagon?


Answer: Blue, because there are no bones in chocolate chip ice cream.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat:

i nead more shroom<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You need my 9 iron in the side of your head.

 

oooh...good one stymie... that was some good shit i had last night. straight from japan

 

You wanna stay away from that shit clitty, I remember the 'shrooms all too well. First (and only) time I tried em I nearly puked myself inside out. Must have been a bad batch, probably cos I didn't get em from the far east. They were from a bloke in a pub. I bet the cunt is still pissing himself.