And who says the Irish are not wise!!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by pinklittlebunny, Jun 13, 2003.

  1. pinklittlebunny

    pinklittlebunny New Member

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    Old Sean lived alone in Northern Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Mick, who used to help him, was in an English prison.

    The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear Mick,

    I am feeling a mite down because it looks like I won't be able to plant me potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

    Love, Dad

    A few days later he received a letter from his son:

    Dear Father,

    For CHRIST'S SAKE, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all them feckin' BODIES!

    Love, Mick

    At 4 A. M. the next morning, a dozen agents from Scotland Yard and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden down to a depth of about six feet. That evening, not finding any bodies, they apologized to the old man and left.

    The next day the old man received another letter from his son:

    Dear Father,

    Go ahead and plant yer spuds now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.

    Love, Mick
     
  2. 1337

    1337 New Member

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    are the irish the niggers of europe?
     
  3. Turnip100

    Turnip100 New Member

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    No, we have them too. They're nothing compared to the towel head Pakis we get swarming over here.
     
  4. Meikle

    Meikle New Member

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    that was a good joke. my mother liked it
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Highclass Whitetrash:
    are the irish the niggers of europe?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no, thats the scotish...
     
  6. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    no, it's the slavs...

    Hitler didn't think in terms of "the white race." Poles and Russians are as white as Germans, but he tried to push them out of the way to make lebensraum for Germany. He said the basic dividing line in Europe was the line that ran between Germany and Poland, i.e. the line that separated Aryans from Slavs. Slavs are as white as anybody. Poles and Russians typically have blue eyes and blond hair. (Look at Vladimir Putin, for example.) Nevertheless, Slavs were considered to be a separate race, inferior to Aryans. Germans still despise Poles. Poles are slovenly. They are alcoholics and thieves. Poles are the niggers of Europe (at least that's how their neighbors see them), but they have white skin.
     
  7. mitch

    mitch New Member

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    awwww, cute cuddly pink little bunnies........

    ......the other white meat.
     

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