Not funny convos... a waste of your time to read, copycat se

PSEUPS: I believe you called for a funny man, I deliver heart in a bottle
EghKickinIt: what the fuck
PSEUPS: hey you, I know that face
EghKickinIt: asshole
EghKickinIt: what the fuck is wrong w/ you
PSEUPS: woah, hold on. let's start from the beginning. I can't read in between the lines bob
EghKickinIt: ??

PSEUPS: look we played in band together. you tuba me flute. let's forget the small time baseball talk
EghKickinIt: well read this bitch, fuck off and quit talkin shit
PSEUPS: is this big greg, the guy with the two eyes?
EghKickinIt: this is a fuckin girl you asshole
PSEUPS: you like to cuss a lot, it really doesn't do you justice over a computer
EghKickinIt: why are you talking all crazy to me
PSEUPS: let's not jump to conclusions I thought you were someone I never knew, turns out I know you
EghKickinIt: how did you get my screen name
PSEUPS: i don't know i forgot, it was a long time ago, like 5 minutes ago
EghKickinIt: why are you even talking to me
PSEUPS: haha, you kill me
EghKickinIt: no, actually my boyfriend is gonna kick you, you would even pay him 3oo bucks
PSEUPS: cool
EghKickinIt: *kill
PSEUPS: yeah I figured
EghKickinIt: so whats your deal
PSEUPS: well good chat, tell your bf not to kill me before I give him his 300 dollars
EghKickinIt: no shit
PSEUPS: all right have a good one
EghKickinIt: what the fuck i wrong w/ you
EghKickinIt: and please tell me what your on so i can sell it for alot of money
PSEUPS: I find people who cuss a lot and make money from it
EghKickinIt: how
PSEUPS: it's my dad's idea, but i don't talk to him
EghKickinIt: and what is his idea
PSEUPS: I don't know, I don't talk to him
EghKickinIt: if you dont talk to him then how did you get his ideaq
EghKickinIt: dumbass
PSEUPS: I didn't
EghKickinIt: how did you know it was your dads idea if you dont talk to him
PSEUPS: I lied

Hello0skar: what?
PSEUPS: hello, I am billy bill, I told you before I'm afraid of you
Hello0skar: oh, well sorry you're afraid of me
PSEUPS: haha, you read me like a book, lol
PSEUPS: you are amazing, we will be best friends forever lol, haha I'm on fire, strike it while it's hot
Hello0skar: haha, so who are you
PSEUPS: haha, who? steve...nice to meet you steve, I'm bridge
Hello0skar: oh ok
PSEUPS: yeah so you like mountain bikes?
Hello0skar: not really, why
PSEUPS: because I hate those fuckers
Hello0skar: oh ok, so i guess it's good i don't like them
PSEUPS: you better never tell me to clean my room again
Hello0skar: why, did i?
PSEUPS: no listen we aren't getting married so drop it
Hello0skar: so what should i call you, billy bill or steve?
PSEUPS: neither call me steve
Hello0skar: ok then
Hello0skar: so whats your deal steve?
PSEUPS: hi how are you today
Hello0skar: good, how about you
PSEUPS: how are you,
Hello0skar: good
PSEUPS: I'm good, hey you like strwberries?
Hello0skar: yea
PSEUPS: how are you today?
Hello0skar: good
Hello0skar: how are you today
PSEUPS: hey you ever go to florida, because if I ever went it would be for the money you steal from little kids
Hello0skar: yeah, i go to florida
Hello0skar: i just steal from stores, why steal the money when you can just steal what you'd buy
PSEUPS: I did, then again I never went there
Hello0skar: oh
Hello0skar: do you like cheetos?
PSEUPS: hey I'm the one asking questions here
Hello0skar: oh, well ok then
PSEUPS: haha., you are the golden one
Hello0skar: why's that?
PSEUPS: becuase you stole my heart no i can't breath
PSEUPS: now
Hello0skar: for real?
Hello0skar: you crack me up
PSEUPS: I'm in love with you, you make me mad now
Hello0skar: you're in love with a random person, you don't even know my name
PSEUPS: you have an odd one, helloskar, is your dad jewish?
Hello0skar: nope
PSEUPS: oh, nevermind you must be one of those people
Hello0skar: ok, then just leave your love hanging
PSEUPS: you break my heart like a salamander tells his friend to not wave at him at the bus stop
Hello0skar: aww, isn't that too bad
PSEUPS: I was joking, I only love one person
Hello0skar: and who is that?
PSEUPS: I'm sorry i don't remember you, have we met?
Hello0skar: can't say that we have
PSEUPS: are you that one girl twirling her hair from here to harrisburg?
Hello0skar: actually yea, i tend to twirl my hair alot
PSEUPS: what the hell is that supposed to mean?

GrabberGreenskin [1:23 AM]: are you really crazy?
KrAeZeY GurL [1:23 AM]: yea
KrAeZeY GurL [1:23 AM]: y
GrabberGreenskin [1:23 AM]: im kinda crazy too, i just wanted to know if you really were crazy
GrabberGreenskin [1:23 AM]: thanks
KrAeZeY GurL [1:23 AM]: no prob
GrabberGreenskin [1:24 AM]: your background is crazy
KrAeZeY GurL [1:24 AM]: huh
GrabberGreenskin [1:24 AM]: i think people steal my dreams when im not sleeping
KrAeZeY GurL [1:25 AM]: o
KrAeZeY GurL [1:25 AM]: i see
GrabberGreenskin [1:25 AM]: what do you see in my future ted?
KrAeZeY GurL [1:25 AM]: umm rite
KrAeZeY GurL [1:25 AM]: i see u having 91 kids
GrabberGreenskin [1:25 AM]: wow, i only wanted 90
KrAeZeY GurL [1:25 AM]: haha
GrabberGreenskin [1:25 AM]: that 1 must be a mistake
KrAeZeY GurL [1:25 AM]: i wanted 89
KrAeZeY GurL [1:26 AM]: haha
GrabberGreenskin [1:26 AM]: haha, i like to laugh sometimes
KrAeZeY GurL [1:26 AM]: kewl
GrabberGreenskin [1:26 AM]: so how is it in idaho
GrabberGreenskin [1:26 AM]: i hear it rains like a bastard
KrAeZeY GurL [1:27 AM]: i dont live in idaho peace dawg
GrabberGreenskin [1:27 AM]: later on ted nugent
KrAeZeY GurL [1:27 AM]: ummm ima grl
KrAeZeY GurL [1:27 AM]: hint kraezey GURL

GrabberGreenskin [1:27 AM]: i dont know how to read or write
KrAeZeY GurL [1:27 AM]: kewl
KrAeZeY GurL [1:28 AM]: peace dawg
GrabberGreenskin [1:28 AM]: i dont have a dog
KrAeZeY GurL [1:28 AM]: how u reading what im writing

KrAeZeY GurL [1:28 AM]: u dont kno how to
GrabberGreenskin [1:28 AM]: i have an interpreter, shes blind
KrAeZeY GurL [1:28 AM]: haha
KrAeZeY GurL [1:28 AM]: u funny
GrabberGreenskin [1:28 AM]: thanks i like to make people smile
KrAeZeY GurL [1:29 AM]: well u did a great job
GrabberGreenskin [1:29 AM]: its my job
GrabberGreenskin [1:29 AM]: im a picture painter
GrabberGreenskin [1:29 AM]: in paint smiles on pictures
KrAeZeY GurL [1:29 AM]: kewl
GrabberGreenskin [1:30 AM]: i love it when someone says to me "joey, you make me want to jump up and down for 4 mins, then i want to hold a football." i fricken love that line
KrAeZeY GurL [1:30 AM]: weirdo
KrAeZeY GurL [1:30 AM]: haha
GrabberGreenskin [1:31 AM]: have you ever seen a unicorn?
KrAeZeY GurL [1:31 AM]: no
GrabberGreenskin [1:31 AM]: thats too bad
KrAeZeY GurL [1:31 AM]: o wait...
KrAeZeY GurL [1:31 AM]: i saw one on the merry go round
KrAeZeY GurL [1:31 AM]: LOL
GrabberGreenskin [1:31 AM]: i dont know what your talking about
KrAeZeY GurL [1:32 AM]: neva mind p[eace
KrAeZeY GurL [1:32 AM]: peace
KrAeZeY GurL [1:32 AM]: :-D
GrabberGreenskin [1:32 AM]: what if the world was like a triangle
KrAeZeY GurL [1:32 AM]: byr
KrAeZeY GurL [1:32 AM]: byr
KrAeZeY GurL [1:32 AM]: bye
GrabberGreenskin [1:32 AM]: think about that one, gordon
KrAeZeY GurL [1:32 AM]: **
GrabberGreenskin [1:33 AM]: have you ever toched a rainbow?
GrabberGreenskin [1:33 AM]: touched
KrAeZeY GurL [1:33 AM]: bye
GrabberGreenskin [1:33 AM]: hello, i dont believe we have met, Im joey, whats your name sir?
KrAeZeY GurL [1:34 AM]: joseph
GrabberGreenskin [1:34 AM]: thats a nice name, joseph, do you know any good jokes joseph?
KrAeZeY GurL [1:34 AM]: pleaze leave me alone
GrabberGreenskin [1:35 AM]: im sorry joseph, have a nice night albert
KrAeZeY GurL [1:35 AM]: bye
GrabberGreenskin [1:35 AM]: hello joseph
GrabberGreenskin [1:35 AM]: j/k later
KrAeZeY GurL [1:35 AM]: bye
GrabberGreenskin [1:35 AM]: bye
GrabberGreenskin [1:35 AM]: hello again
KrAeZeY GurL [1:36 AM]: bye i really dont wanna talk
GrabberGreenskin [1:36 AM]: why not sal?
KrAeZeY GurL [1:36 AM]: BYE
GrabberGreenskin [1:36 AM]: wow!!!! you dont have to whisper
GrabberGreenskin [1:36 AM]: later
KrAeZeY GurL [1:36 AM]: bye
GrabberGreenskin [1:36 AM]: Hello!
KrAeZeY GurL [1:37 AM]: hi
KrAeZeY GurL [1:37 AM]: maybe if u talked normal and had a conversation then i would talk
KrAeZeY GurL [1:37 AM]: bye
GrabberGreenskin [1:37 AM]: i will i promise
GrabberGreenskin [1:37 AM]: i want to chat with you
GrabberGreenskin [1:38 AM]: ill be as normal as a bird
KrAeZeY GurL [1:38 AM]: hi
GrabberGreenskin [1:38 AM]: hello, how are you tonight
KrAeZeY GurL [1:38 AM]: annoyed
KrAeZeY GurL [1:38 AM]: lol
KrAeZeY GurL [1:38 AM]: tired
GrabberGreenskin [1:39 AM]: lol, im tired as well
GrabberGreenskin [1:39 AM]: i have had 3 hours of sleep in the past 5 days combined
KrAeZeY GurL [1:39 AM]: damn
KrAeZeY GurL [1:39 AM]: that sux
KrAeZeY GurL [1:39 AM]: ASL
GrabberGreenskin [1:39 AM]: 23/m/oh
GrabberGreenskin [1:40 AM]: u
KrAeZeY GurL [1:41 AM]: damn
KrAeZeY GurL [1:41 AM]: 15
KrAeZeY GurL [1:41 AM]: u annoying for that age
GrabberGreenskin [1:41 AM]: you seem to know my age for some reason
GrabberGreenskin [1:41 AM]: are you a mind reader?
KrAeZeY GurL [1:41 AM]: bye sry cant talk
KrAeZeY GurL [1:42 AM]: im annoyed and i have to go
GrabberGreenskin [1:42 AM]: so am i, you have been annoying me for awhile why dont you leave me alone

 

I only managed to read about 50% of it.
Please stop posting this shit

 

hahaha i though this shit was funny as hell dude. Keep up the good work!!!

 

first one was funny,second two not

 

You're a fucking idiot

 

just leave the victimising to someone who can actually make it funny...

that was just pointles blabber...

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"but you do need to have a high school education to semi understand them,"

And not even a Kindergarten education to write them. Maybe the reason we're saying they're shit is because they are, not because we're stupid. Go and post them on Mensa, I'm sure you'd get the same response.

If you're the only one to understand the "dark humour" (do you even know what dark humour is) then just keep any future "convos" to yourself, then you can read and re-read them over and over again, pissing yourself with laughter more and more each time.

 

your name is turnip....
if you dont like them so much, why do you read them and feel the need to voice your stupid england opinion about it. Sorry ol chap its a buggery of a tea party dont you say dear mr. watson.....

take your english ass and take whorebath in the latest designer scent and remove yourself from any of my "kindergarden" topics.

its not a tumor......

 

here we go again. Why the fuck do you feel the need to insult england at every chance. Are you trying to hide your wish to be from England you stupid Fuck. why are yanks so fuckin stupid? Do you think they have to work at being so fat and fucking retarded?!

 

i dont know if it is that....

it may be because england is the land of skinny bi sexual trolls who take showers once a week and cover up the extreme odor with a splash of the latest perfume craze. Have you guys ever heard of a toothbrush. I am sorry hygene is not regarded as proper over there and all of you are skinny because all of the males are taking it in the ass constantly, giving me yet another example of the tremendous pussies you are. Thank you and good day sir, way to stick to the posted topic.

 

please point out some fucking dark humor in this peace of shit post

 

I dont think this is victimizing, bud. Im sorry thats the term like 5 of you guys coined for it after a circlejerk, but this is not like the other stuff on this site, this is more just strange, dark humor and has nothing to do with trying to victimise or punk the other person out. If you morons had a scrap of intelligence left, your retarded wandering eye could see the difference. So everytime i see the cliche word "victimise" I just shake my head and put another mark on my idiot board.

This things are fucking funny!

but you do need to have a high school education to semi understand them, which would explain why many of these people get really pissed, because 9th graders are full of fury and testosterone......

good luck to the fugly class of 2006....

nanu nanu guys.....

 

I dont know what these guys are talking about, this post is awesome!

 

"you are skinny because all of the males are taking it in the ass constantly"

Wow, well at least you come up with an intelligent point don't you. So where abouts in America are you from then. It's gotta be Texas or another one of those well-known retard breeding grounds because I know quite a few Americans from the North and they're no where near as dense as you.

As I said before, If you don't want criticism then post the victims, because that's all you're going to get from these pathetic attempts.

In fact, why don't you prove us all wrong, take DevDev's advice and point out some "DarkHumour" in this thing!

 

No, wait, I just spotted some

"is this big greg, the guy with the two eyes?"

HAHAHHAAAAHAAAAA, you kill me!