Funny I-Net Convos

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Foolin McHandface, May 29, 2003.

  1. Foolin McHandface

    Foolin McHandface New Member

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    Naughtychick212 [12:02 AM]: hi gbr
    GrabberGreenskin [12:02 AM]: hey sweet thing
    Naughtychick212 [12:02 AM]: hello
    GrabberGreenskin [12:02 AM]: whats new
    Naughtychick212 [12:02 AM]: how r u?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:03 AM]: good and yourself
    Naughtychick212 [12:03 AM]: notthing u?
    Naughtychick212 [12:03 AM]: good
    GrabberGreenskin [12:03 AM]: i just got back from a fishing trip
    Naughtychick212 [12:04 AM]: a fishing trip?how interesting
    Naughtychick212 [12:04 AM]: so how was it?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:04 AM]: yeah it was really weird, myfriend caught 3 fish and i caught a decomposing hand
    Naughtychick212 [12:05 AM]: a decomposing hand?nice going LOL
    GrabberGreenskin [12:05 AM]: i dont know where it was from
    GrabberGreenskin [12:05 AM]: it looked like a fat persons hand
    GrabberGreenskin [12:05 AM]: maybe they dropped it
    GrabberGreenskin [12:05 AM]: or something
    GrabberGreenskin [12:06 AM]: or a fish bit it off
    Naughtychick212 [12:06 AM]: lol yeah maybe they just chopped it off
    Naughtychick212 [12:06 AM]: by accident somehow
    GrabberGreenskin [12:06 AM]: it was sick
    Naughtychick212 [12:06 AM]: so how was the movie?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:06 AM]: i thought it was a fish
    Naughtychick212 [12:06 AM]: lol
    GrabberGreenskin [12:06 AM]: the movie was sweet
    GrabberGreenskin [12:06 AM]: tons of tag team action
    Naughtychick212 [12:06 AM]: sweet?ok
    Naughtychick212 [12:07 AM]: how was it sweet?
    Naughtychick212 [12:07 AM]: u there ?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:08 AM]: yeah, there were tons of like 2 dues 1 chick, in this one scene there were 5 guys and two ther guys were playing golf
    GrabberGreenskin [12:08 AM]: dudes not dues
    GrabberGreenskin [12:08 AM]: i think the guy got a hole in one
    Naughtychick212 [12:08 AM]: ohhhhhhhhhhh ok
    Naughtychick212 [12:09 AM]: was that all?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:09 AM]: this one girl had a sweet line...she said " i want the monkey ass for the whole day, give it give it, the monkey....i have scored, i have seen the way it moves."
    Naughtychick212 [12:10 AM]: lol
    GrabberGreenskin [12:10 AM]: it was cool
    GrabberGreenskin [12:10 AM]: i fell off the boat today in the lake while we were fishing
    Naughtychick212 [12:10 AM]: yeah i guess
    Naughtychick212 [12:11 AM]: hahahaha and why was that?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:11 AM]: i tried to walk on the edge of the boat while i closed my eyes
    Naughtychick212 [12:11 AM]: pple u know better than that!LOL
    GrabberGreenskin [12:12 AM]: i pretended i was blind
    Naughtychick212 [12:12 AM]: well i guess u were hehehe:-D
    Naughtychick212 [12:13 AM]: damn u r some crazy guy
    GrabberGreenskin [12:13 AM]: i live on the edge
    GrabberGreenskin [12:13 AM]: im like a speeding bullet
    Naughtychick212 [12:13 AM]: okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Naughtychick212 [12:13 AM]: yeah i guess u are
    GrabberGreenskin [12:14 AM]: sometimes i get sad though
    Naughtychick212 [12:14 AM]: why?:-\
    GrabberGreenskin [12:14 AM]: my friends tease me all the time and call me grabby ass
    GrabberGreenskin [12:15 AM]: whats wrong with playing grab ass sometimes?
    Naughtychick212 [12:15 AM]: whose ass?ur friends?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:16 AM]: anyone who,lets me sometimes, i have this thing where i have to touch butts alot when i get the feeling
    Naughtychick212 [12:16 AM]: ur friends butts?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:16 AM]: not really guys butts, sometimes in the dark i might i guess
    Naughtychick212 [12:17 AM]: ohh ok
    Naughtychick212 [12:17 AM]: well its ok to grab them
    GrabberGreenskin [12:17 AM]: thats good that you say that, i like butts that speak to me and say things like "please grab and squeeze me."
    Naughtychick212 [12:18 AM]: LOL
    Naughtychick212 [12:18 AM]: they speak?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:18 AM]: in my mind they do, i believe butts are the closest thing to perfection onn earth, if they are in shape
    Naughtychick212 [12:19 AM]: yeah i think so 2
    GrabberGreenskin [12:20 AM]: i have a butt like a sledgehammer
    Naughtychick212 [12:20 AM]: oh god damn really?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:21 AM]: oh yeah
    GrabberGreenskin [12:21 AM]: its like a fricken hot tamale mixed with a bulldog
    Naughtychick212 [12:22 AM]: lol
    Naughtychick212 [12:22 AM]: ok
    GrabberGreenskin [12:22 AM]: its ferious
    GrabberGreenskin [12:22 AM]: ferocious
    GrabberGreenskin [12:22 AM]: so hows your butt
    GrabberGreenskin [12:24 AM]: hello?
    Naughtychick212 [12:24 AM]: oh sry
    Naughtychick212 [12:24 AM]: my butt is big and juicy
    GrabberGreenskin [12:24 AM]: damn like a fricken peach?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:24 AM]: how juicy is your butt
    Naughtychick212 [12:25 AM]: real juicy how is urs?
    GrabberGreenskin [12:25 AM]: juicy like juicy fruit gum
    Naughtychick212 [12:25 AM]: mines really juicy though
    GrabberGreenskin [12:25 AM]: sometimes the juice makes girls go wild
    GrabberGreenskin [12:26 AM]: wow
    Naughtychick212 [12:26 AM]: yeah
    Naughtychick212 [12:26 AM]: but i haven't tried it so i can't say ne-thing
    GrabberGreenskin [12:27 AM]: the girls tell me i have a butt like a beef train
    Naughtychick212 [12:27 AM]: lol yeah they've seen it?
    Naughtychick212 [12:27 AM]: hey baby i got to go sry bye
     
  2. Foolin McHandface

    Foolin McHandface New Member

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    PSEUPS: HEY GIRL
    Babamchick17: hey
    PSEUPS: WHAT'S YO STATS GURL?
    Babamchick17: i'm very single
    PSEUPS: BABY I PUT THE BUBBLE IN THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE, WHY YOU TALKIN ALL THAT FUNNY HAHA ?
    Babamchick17: okay
    PSEUPS: SO IS THE SCRUBBIE BOOM PAPPY ON THE RIGHT FOOT GURLY?
    Babamchick17: yeah
    PSEUPS: BABY YOU OFF CENTER LIKE A HAND FACE IN A MIRACLE JAR
    Babamchick17: okay well i know you want to know where i live and all so 17 female michigan what about you?
    PSEUPS: EVER BEEN TO HEAVEN, AND CALLED YOUR DAD A LIAR I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG TIE BUT OHIO AND THE ONLY REASON 23 OK THAT'S NOT RIGHT
    Babamchick17: um okay can you translate that for me
    PSEUPS: OHIO, 23
    Babamchick17: okay
    Babamchick17: so how are you today?
    PSEUPS: THE ONLY REASON THAT STEVE WON'T GIVE ME AN X-BOX IS BECAUSE I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. I CRAPPED MY PANTS
    Babamchick17: omg
    PSEUPS: EVER ASKED A RAINBOW FOR KEYS TO THE SAFE?
    Babamchick17: no
    PSEUPS: ME NEITHER, BUT THAT'S WHY IM' KIND OF GAY
    Babamchick17: ur funny
    PSEUPS: NO I'M JUST LOOKING FOR MY LOST PUPPY
    Babamchick17: so mr ohio what's your name
    PSEUPS: TEDDY LOVEAPPLES SANSFORD PARKS BERMAN LOUIS jR.
    Babamchick17: is that really ur name?
    PSEUPS: IT;S TEDDY LOVEAPPLES
    Babamchick17: nice to meet you teddy
    PSEUPS: NICE TO MEET YOU GREG
    Babamchick17: my name isn't greg
    PSEUPS: YOU NEVER TOLD ME SO I GUESSED
    PSEUPS: THAT'S FUCKING GENIUS, HELL THAT'S GENUS SPECIES
    Babamchick17: it's dalana
    PSEUPS: DALI LLAMA?
    Babamchick17: no Dalana
    PSEUPS: CAN I JUST CALL YOU GREG
    PSEUPS: so is he a wacky guy
    Babamchick17: i have no idea
    PSEUPS: I had sex with this one girl so I figured he must be wacky
    PSEUPS: What's up with the war meltdown brigade?
    Babamchick17: what are you talkin about
    PSEUPS: Sorry my arm brushed up against the keyboard and it typed up that phrase
    Babamchick17: oh okay
    PSEUPS: Are you a pretty girl or a girl that would make me kind of sick?
    PSEUPS: That's funny I never even knew
    Babamchick17: hold on i'll send you my pic
    PSEUPS: Throw it at my face very hard
    PSEUPS: what's your favorite song?
    Babamchick17: right now "angel " by amanda prez
    PSEUPS: mine is that dance song "ass and titties", or "there's some ho's in this house"
    PSEUPS: those songs make me wanna jump up really high in the air
    Babamchick17: kay hold on i'll send my pic
    PSEUPS: ok i have one too. it is sexually inviting
    Babamchick17: ohh okay
    Babamchick17: sent
    PSEUPS: you are a cute individual
    Babamchick17: thank you
    Babamchick17: so are you sneding yours?
    PSEUPS: hold on
    Babamchick17: okay
    PSEUPS: sent, wam bam thank ya sir
    Babamchick17: okay hold on a min
    PSEUPS: i have no idea how to hold onto a minute. they aren't cuddly. jeepers creepers fuck head
    Babamchick17: okay pne question which one is u
    Babamchick17: one*
    PSEUPS: the uglier of the 2
    Babamchick17: ha ha
    Babamchick17: which one
    PSEUPS: cock blockin bitches die in my grips.
    Sorry, what, I said the ogly one.. guess
     
  3. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    um pointless... waste of space...try again
     
  4. Foolin McHandface

    Foolin McHandface New Member

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    it does seem pointless huh?
    hmm, next time i should find ones with fart lines and knock knock jokes, nice sig.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    no, they just arn't funny, and quite repetative of shit fugly already posted
     
  6. Foolin McHandface

    Foolin McHandface New Member

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    your right, considering i just starting looking at fugly this week and these convos are before that, im like a space age mind reading wizard who likes to put "repeditive" things on this site to impress dickless 13 yr old pimple face fag boys who would rather play grab ass with thier grandpa than actually laugh at something unusual. sorry bud, pop back in that dudes take it hard vol 7 porno and cry yourself to sleep tonight, a hole.
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slap Hands:
    your right, considering i just starting looking at fugly this week and these convos are before that, im like a space age mind reading wizard who likes to put "repeditive" things on this site to impress dickless 13 yr old pimple face fag boys who would rather play grab ass with thier grandpa than actually laugh at something unusual. sorry bud, pop back in that dudes take it hard vol 7 porno and cry yourself to sleep tonight, a hole.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What you just could be all try apart from one thing.laugh at something unusual.
    What you have done is neither unusual or funny so don't get so offended when people don't tell you what you want to hear.
     
  8. 1337

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    Its funny cause he is making fun of the person who he copied victims from
     
  9. Slayer of Pygmy Babies

    Slayer of Pygmy Babies New Member

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    hehe 2222 posts... nice arse indeed...ah that just cracks me up
     
  10. unlimited-time

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    Bollox i actually missed the word "said" out and try should have been "true" i was tired when i wrote it and your still a fuckin borin cunt.
     
  11. Foolin McHandface

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    your a word wizard, a scholar of the english language. A man who reinvented himself as a proofreader.

    actually i just had no fuckingt clue what that meant, you very exciting vulva.

     
  12. Rico Stlye

    Rico Stlye New Member

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    Slap Hand, just stop while you are ahead, you're going to turn into the next DevDev (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
     
  13. Icenhour

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    call me crazy... but I think it is devdev... or drago... I get them mixed up...

    maybe all 3 are the same person... it would explaine why they all like each other...

    Martin could tell us.....
     
  14. Foolin McHandface

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    have martin tell you guys...

    yeah, im dev dev or whatever your talking about.....

    isnt that funny?

    is there only like 3 dipshits who are actually on these forums, if so thats just sad

    im gonna keep going....love it now or hate it later.
     
  15. Foolin McHandface

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    yeah who does this guy think he is....hes like a damn copy machine, right guys? Lets go and play d and d, and talk about girls we wish we could screw...this copy dude is the biggest copier of all copying people i have ever read copies from, hes an asshole.
     
  16. Foolin McHandface

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  17. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slap Hands:
     

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