Another Orignal Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by djdev, Apr 24, 2003.

  1. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    Two guys around 17 year old named Brain and Bill are at Mcdownloads. Brain decides to stay and skip school while Bill goes class.

    When the teacher asks the class "Who here knows why internet is a usefull tool"
    Bill puts up his hand says "Oh thats easy, You can get pron for free". The teacher then asks "Where is your brain? This is a class!"
    Bill replies "at Mcdownloads."


    If you like this joke please give me a 5 star rating.
     
  2. the_12_inch_pianist

    the_12_inch_pianist New Member

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    Cunt would be a compliment...
     
  3. i hate you

    i hate you New Member

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    i love yanking one off to pron pictures......cuntrag.
     
  4. codebled

    codebled New Member

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    that sucked major ass
     
  5. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    and thats what makes it funny
     
  6. Skullmurray

    Skullmurray New Member

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    i would rather dislocate my left leg, popping both my testicles in the socket and squish them into oblivion by popping my leg back into socket and rip my vocal chords from screaming then read that joke again.
     
  7. DOUG DIGGLER

    DOUG DIGGLER New Member

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    you know how there are some people who are cunts, and there are some people who aren't cunts

    well, we're not

    but you are differnt to us, and we give you two guesses to work out what you are.

    hopefully two guesses should be enough for you

    if not heres a clue

    YOU'RE A CUNT
     
  8. Bubs

    Bubs New Member

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    ah no, no no no, what the fuck ?

    blatently obvious that you thought THAT up on your own you stupid retard.... or else one of your retard buddys did, or even worse (and most likely the correct answer) ye all had a big group session and this was the product of it....
     
  9. Bubs

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    *FOR THE DURATION OF THIS POST I AM DEVDEV*

    "duh, I just thought this up ALL ON MY OWN AND MY MAMMY SEZ I AM VERY GUD 4 DOIN THAT

    BOB AND john were in the house, and john goes away and mommy says whers john and bob says he's gone...

    PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLION STAR RATING FOR MY FANTASMICAL JOKE OF THE GODS"


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    .yet another star performance by devdev
     
  10. Mr.Chud

    Mr.Chud New Member

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    hah good one dev u made me shit my last pair of pants laughin so hard
     
  11. asphyxia

    asphyxia New Member

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    ack, there go the testicles, but at least the legs back in place again...
     
  12. mitch

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    I bet you got your ass kicked plenty in grade school you fucking dumbass.
     
  13. Meikle

    Meikle New Member

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    i sure do love devdev... i think i'll start a club.
     
  14. djdev

    djdev New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mitch:
    I bet you got your ass kicked plenty in grade school you fucking dumbass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey MITCH
    WANA SUCK MY COCK?
    REALY MITCH, IZA NICE JUCY COCK!
    GO SHORTY ITZA BIRTHDAY~
     
  15. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    wow Mc downloads.... now I feel like devdev... I dont get it? I missed something,,, me is slow
     
  16. DADDY

    DADDY New Member

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    If'in you ever get that one figured out Icey, let me know what the fuck is going on. Ok?
     
  17. ChemicalNova

    ChemicalNova New Member

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    I missed the whole point of that joke.
    fucking cuntball
     
  18. crazylegs

    crazylegs New Member

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    Devdev is it hard to be as big a pig fucker as you. Your a fuckin tard and if i ever met you i would give you a fuckin beat down.
     
  19. Slayer of Pygmy Babies

    Slayer of Pygmy Babies New Member

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    Things like devdev just have to be beaten with a very big, very heavy metal pole until they resemble more of a human being, or a pulverised human being as the case may be.
     
  20. eMolee

    eMolee New Member

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    hey devdev just cause its stupid and makes NO SENSE doesn't make it funny.... it just makes IT STUPID NONSENSE
     

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