Go easy on me, its my first joke post!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by DADDY, May 21, 2003.

  1. DADDY

    DADDY New Member

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    Q: What is the difference between pink and purple?

    A: Grip.
     
  2. crazylegs

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    God that joke was wank. there's just too many dickheads around with shit jokes.
     
  3. DADDY

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    Thats your version of going easy on me? I would hate to see what you would do if I shit in your Wheaties!?!
     
  4. Icenhour

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by crazylegs:
    God that joke was wank. there's just too many dickheads around with shit jokes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    um and this your first post.. crazylegs... you have yet to impressed anyone here so you cant say shit about other peoples post.
    SO your comment has no meaning...

    Daddy... that is an old joke but I have oldies too

    Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
    A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!

    What do you call an intelligent blonde?
    A Golden Retriever.

    Q. What does a nigger and a apple have in common?
    A.They both look good hanging from a tree


    Why is there only two palbearers at a nigger's funeral?
    Because their is only two handles on a garbage can!

    Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
    He's black

    What does a smart nigger, and Santa Clause have in common?
    They're both fictional characters


    I jus wanted to piss debdeb and drago off... I know you have herd them before... but who gives a shit
     
  5. DADDY

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    Q:How do you get a one armed nigger out of a tree?
    A:Throw him a watermelon.

    Q:How do you get a no armed nigger out of a tree?
    A:Cut the rope.

    Q:What does a rubber door mat and a nigger have in common?
    A:They are both black, lay around all the time and are fun to walk on.
     
  6. Meikle

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    if you crap in my wheaties, oh the shits gonna hit the fucking fan then...
     
  7. DADDY

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    Dude, you could just throw them in the trash, you dont have to throw em' at a fan! (yup, I know it was a lame attempt at humor, but I only have so many brain cells to work with!)
     

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