The Gremlin Is A Good Poet

The Gremlin is a good poet, the Gremlin will endure to bring samples of his fine poetry to you poor, poor uncouth Northerners.

Here is a piece of the Gremlin's fine work;

A SPECIAL JOYFUL MOMENT

The Girl Pats The Horse,
The Horse Rips Off her Face,
And Stamps Her Entrails,
Into The Ground

This has been a who gives a fuck production

 

The Gremlin will share a second piece with you inbred morons;

BROOM BROOM GOES THE TRUCK

The Baby's Head Distorts,
As It Goes under The Wheel Of The Truck,
And It's Brains Explode Out Its Ear,
And Hit A bus Shelter,
Full Of Children.

This has been a who gives a fuck production.

 

ok....

 

Yeller bird with a yeller bill sittin on meh window sill lured it with a crush o bread then I crushed it's little head

 

I meant crust

 

i fucked the gremlins mother in the ass while pouring sugar in his gas tank

 

eh...........

right.....

so, whats goin on here now ?

I posted this somewhere else, but since this is the happy magical rhyming thread of infinite joy, I'll post it again,

there was a young man named Dave
who dug up a prostitutes grave
she was mouldy as shit
and missing a tit
but look at the money he saved

 

The Gremlin brings his latest works to the eyes of the world!

- BE HAPPY OLD MAN -

I saw the sad, dissapointed face of the old man,
As he bounced off the bonnet of my car,
So I stopped.
And reversed over his legs.

That is all.

 

oh.

 

i heard the gremlin is a honkey ass whipe who goes to the university of auckland, new zealand, along with me, and slayer of pigmy babies, and skull murray... and i fucked your mother