Why do fat girls give better blowjobs? Because they have to. What do fat girls and motor scooters have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out! What do you call a fat girl with good personal hygene? Rare
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gator: Why do fat girls give better blowjobs? Because they have to. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I believe I've heard that somewhere before.
I heard a similar one: What do fat girls and Mopeds have in common? They are fun to ride as long as your friends don't see you. Of course fat and chubby girls are great because they always put out and you don't even need rhyhypnol. Well maybe you don't need it......
whats the difference between a fat girl and a bean bag?? Not much I think I just made that up... pretty funny if ask me, but then again, I just drank like 7 shoots 2 hours ago of Jägermeister and sa
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: I believe I've heard that somewhere before. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ain't that da tooth...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: The best part about waking up next to a fat bitch is you don't need to eat grass to throw up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I don't fucking know you, but you just earned 5 goddamn stars.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: I don't fucking know you, but you just earned 5 goddamn stars.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thank you, thank you. I'm glad the smell of my butt pleases you. You know, as an entertainer, it's always a comfort to know I am still in touch with the fans. But enough crotch sniffing. Seriously though, you are a wonderful audience for me to poop on. This gig is already going better than my last one. Let's just say that my "Lesbians Against Bush" bit didn't go over too well at the NOW convention. Tough crowd... This place is great though. It's so fucked up already that I could literally drag my ass across every page and no one would notice. YES, I LOVE IT!!!
Oh, and back to the topic... My buddy at work was telling me about this fat chick he picked up at the bar last night... So, while I was reading this post last night, some chubster was slobbing his knob... Strange, I say... strange.
I actually know this fat girl... I dont think she gives good haed, but shes go at this still don't know what that sound is in the background.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: "I... did not... have sexual relations... with that girl..." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I know better.
