im not racist but.....

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by rob32uk, Mar 24, 2003.

  1. rob32uk

    rob32uk New Member

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    Q. what do u call a fat black man with a piece of string hanging out of his arse?
    A. a conker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ...umm. What the hell is a conker?
     
  3. rob32uk

    rob32uk New Member

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    if ya dont know what a conker is what did u laugh for??????
     
  4. pimpchichi

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    a conker is a video game character surely?
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I have no fucking clue what a conker is eaither, and I think i have heard all racial slurs and demaning ethnic slurs
     
  6. ratatouille

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  7. MrTim

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    A conker is a game where they (fags) smash walnuts into other walnuts. I think. I saw it in a "Wimp sports update" in a Maxim magazine. Of course my right fist is stronger than any AIDS victim's hand, I was denyied because I liked women's beautiful vaginas
     
  8. unlimited-time

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    Conka's (for all you retards) is actually a game mainly played by school children, its been played for many many years and loads of children still play it at school during break times.It's better than them damn pokamon cards. stupid fuckin craze that was.
     
  9. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrTim:
    A conker is a game where they (fags) smash walnuts into other walnuts. I think. I saw it in a "Wimp sports update" in a Maxim magazine. Of course my right fist is stronger than any AIDS victim's hand, I was denyied because I liked women's beautiful vaginas<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And its played with horse-chestnuts not walnuts your dribbling baffoon.
     
  10. rob32uk

    rob32uk New Member

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    ITS STILL A GOOD JOKE THOUGH, MAINLY FOR US BRITS!!
     
  11. stymie

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    Why don't we make it a national sport eh! Something else we can be shit at playing.
     
  12. rob32uk

    rob32uk New Member

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    I RECKON WE'D BEAT THE YANKS, THEY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A FUCKING CONKER IS!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. L1U9K8E1

    L1U9K8E1 New Member

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    YANKS are fucking dumb thats why.
    They cant even talk properly.
     
  14. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    umm that sucked, I think the would be better if it went like this

    Q. what do u call a fat black man with a piece of string hanging out of his arse?


    A. fat nigger

    and then you would run like hell.
     

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