Arab joke

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by joeker, Jan 24, 2003.

  1. joeker

    joeker New Member

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    SO the U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. is in the corridor speaking to the Saudi Ambassador.

    So the Sand Nigger says: I must tell you, since I came to America, my son and I can get enough of Star Trek, it is the best show on TV.

    American says: Yes Sanjay, Star Trek is a very good show....I always think of it as hopeful looking glass into the future.

    Sand Nigger Sanjay says: Yes, but one thing I can't figure out...they seem to represent every ethnicity and racial group in the show. There's blacks, asians, hispanics, Europeans, eveyone, except no ARABS...why is that?

    American says: Well Sanjay, that is because it's the FUTURE
     
  2. Coma White

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    Fuck you, you redneck motherfucker
     
  3. Sanjay Kapoor

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    Yes... Very good! An Arab with a hindu name.
    That joke being remind me of the one being about the eskimo called Rodger.
     
  4. TooProlix

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> well, actually I fucking hate Camel jockeys, spics, Japs, gooks, honkeys, wops
    and the French...But I LOVE NIGGERS! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey who doesn't?
    Hell, I own three myself and my brother just traded his in for 2 mules and cart.
     
  5. joeker

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TooProlix:
    Hey who doesn't?
    Hell, I own three myself and my brother just traded his in for 2 mules and cart.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  6. TooProlix

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Hey who doesn't? Hell, I own three myself and my brother just traded his in for 2 mules and cart.
    With Friends like you...who needs Arabs?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Relax, my brother is normally much more frugal. I would go so far as to call him niggardly (niggerless?). However, the mules are young and strong while his niggers could barely hold up their lanterns on his front lawn (and they began to outgrow their jockey outfits).
     
  7. NameYouWant

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    I didn't find the joke funny in the first place, and using another member's name in the joke made it that much less funny.
     
  8. joeker

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    Sorry, didn't mean to offend my Hindu brothers. BJP! BJP! BJP!


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sanjay Kapoor:
    Yes... Very good! An Arab with a hindu name.
    That joke being remind me of the one being about the eskimo called Rodger.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  9. joeker

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    I'm not a redneck...just an Arab-hater.

    well, actually I fucking hate Camel jockeys, spics, Japs, gooks, honkeys, wops and the French...

    But I LOVE NIGGERS!


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coma White:
    Fuck you, you redneck motherfucker<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  10. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    And if angry, small, kike-squirt is going to use another member's name...then it should have been
     
  11. 1337

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    NURSEY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
    I DEMAND YOU MAKE ME A .GIF FOR MY SIGNATURE.

    THAT IS ALL. CARRY ON/
     
  12. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    I'm not sure, but i'm here now...fancy a sig of Champ getting fucked in the ass by her gardener-pal?
     
  13. 1337

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    NO

    MAKE A GOOD CUSTOM ONE.
    THAT IS ALL.
     
  14. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Highclass Whitetrash:
    NO

    MAKE A GOOD CUSTOM ONE.
    THAT IS ALL.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You sir, will never replace Danza!!!!!!
    Only Sangay can!
     
  15. Brunky

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    Veering off the subject a little bit from arobs to iraqis (dont deserve a capital I), i think they all look like cowardly mexicans, but at least mexicans arent pussies hiding behind thir wives and children.... because they leave them in mexico
     
  16. MrTim

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    And Iraqi's don't taste nearly as good as Mexican's do!
     
  17. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrTim:
    And Iraqi's don't taste nearly as good as Mexican's do!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I say we send Kitana to Pimp - then he can tell us which ethnicity tastes better...
     
  18. pimpchichi

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    have i done something to deserve this?
     
  19. Lomotil

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    No... you're just the only person that I know that's actually tasted an Iraqi. Not quite in the same manner as originally intended by "MrTim" - but tasted nonetheless. I realize it was cruel to suggest you lapping up kit's love juices in a "Folgers Taste Challenge" - but y'kno, thought you'd find it amusing anyway.

    Damn... tough room.
     
  20. pimpchichi

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    it might be amusing if not for the edson factor
     

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