Be easy on me, first joke posted

After 12 hours of labour, the woman finally gives birth to her son. When the baby was delivered, the doctor threw it up into the air, and when it came back down to earth he drop kicked it, where it splattered hard against the wall..

Screaming, the woman wondered what the fuck the doctor was doing!

"Oh, shut up!" said the doctor, "It was dead anyway!"

 

oh jesus.. again?

 

well, if you heard it, fair enough. I'm new here so don't call me a cunt because of it.

 

hey if your so new then how did you know we were gonna call you cunt?
you filthy twat.

 

Because calling people a cunt is what retards usually do.

 

no.. retards usually call people a "c-c-c-c-cccuuuurrrnnn"

 

no retards mostly drool and an occational stutter of something you can quite understand


be sides ur not a cunt ur a pussy...its my first joke go easy on me...you little pussy

 

Hey nova, when are you going to post a good joke... cunt?

 

when i find one worth it...so untill then fuck off douche bag