I fucking never post jokes.

But this one was sorta funny...

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks hims if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers cause it's sooooooooooooo much cheaper.

So. . I figure if I have to roll my own . . so does she......

 

Please say thats not your own fuckin tampon.

 

k i wont say that its mine.

 

FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEEKIE DEEAKIE!

 

Looks like a vampire popcicle...lol

 

Q: What did one tampon say to the other?

A: Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts.

 

Why do female parachutists wear tampons while skydiving?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

 

Oh my god!
First-EWWWW why would anyone take a picture of that?! You're a sick Motherfucker!
Second-AHAHAHA Whistling Parachuting chicks

 

shut it.

 

there's plenty more where that kame from

 

ITS A GOOD JOB TOO LOMO - HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

Feh.....i could do that with red ink, post a picture of your bleeding cunt, mofo.

 

now i see why you dont post jokes.

 

Now I see why your mom doesn't fuck...

[ February 21, 2003: Message edited by: Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss ]

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shaved and enslaved:
Feh.....i could do that with red ink, post a picture of your bleeding cunt, mofo.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hmmm

 

You've got a weird looking cunt Kit.