Lipstick in school: According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Tax
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fightingillini: the joke was pretty funny<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Who the fuck are you?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheGodOfDuck: chester!!!LOOK AT THE HEHEHE AGAIN>>I GOT THE LINK WORKING!!!IT"S AWSOME... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No it's not, it's derivative shit, and the timing is pathetic. Furthermore, I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave it to me to check threads, rather than "referring" me to it like I'm incapable of looking it up for myself. Cunt.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ChemicalNova: that was ok cracked a smile but no laugh...hopefuly it will be better next time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, thanks for the fucking update on the miniscule amount of activity going on inside your stunted and shrivelled brain. Now fuck off back to sesamestreet.com
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ChemicalNova: who the fuck was that to? chester?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Um ... you, arse-wipe. Hence the reason I quoted you first. I thought that would make it crystal-clear, unlike your pointless and apparently targetless blatherings, but alas - and despite the fact that I aimed incredibly low - I've obviously overestimated your microscopic intelligence. Put more simply for you: FUCK OFF!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape: FUCK OFF!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i have found a new homepage...
http://www.sesamestreet.com/sesamestreet/mail/sspo/choose.php wow check it out, u kan send emails to the characters. n it sux b/c its automated krap... i wanted to email zoe. oh wellz.
