medical insurance

> The Queen was visiting one of london's top hospitals and wanted to see
> everything. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was
> w*n*ing.
>
> "Oh my" said the Queen, "What is the meaning of this?"
>
> The doctor explained, "I'm sorry but the man has a serious medical
condition
> and is only following doctors orders. His body
> produces too much semen and his testicles keep over filling. hes been
> instructed to w**k at least five times a day or there is a danger that his
> testicles will swell up and explode"
>
> "Oh, i am sorry" says the queen. On the next floor they passed a room
where
> a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
>
> "Oh my!" the Queen said, "Whats happening in there?"
>
> The doctor replied "Same problem, but he is with BUPA"
>
>
>

 

It's OK to say "wank" here, you brain-dead arse-wipe.

It's also OK to say "cunt". And you are one.

 

What you can't do on this forum is spell London with a small "L" cunt.

 

whats a BUPA?

 

take a dry bath in anthrax you walking genital wart.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rabid wombats make great:
take a dry bath in anthrax you walking genital wart.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

me?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pet tard kit:
whats a BUPA?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's private health care.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
It's private health care.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh i see, kinda like HMOs - i dunno how it is over there, but over here they r fukt up. there were cases where the HMOs made deals with the doctors to spend the least amount of money on patients and in return would get free vacations to the bahamas r something like that. patients get shortchanged n hurt worse r die b/c of it.

 

That may be true, kit-tard, but it seems that in Blighty (that's England to you) they get free blow-jobs.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
That may be true, kit-tard, but it seems that in Blighty (that's England to you) they get free blow-jobs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

then obviously its much better there. we get fukt up the arse.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RETARDkit:
then obviously its much better there. we get fukt up the arse.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No thats just you at the airport Kit.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
No thats just you at the airport Kit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and the hopsital, too