My opening JOKE!

Q: Hey, what's the definition of Vagina?

A: The box the Penis comes in.

HEy guys im new but im fuckin sick and funny. usually inthat order

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PhingerPhuckin:
HEy guys im new but im fuckin sick and funny. usually inthat order <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

We'll be the judge of that you little cocksucker

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote

So far you are neither...

 

me and my buddy john use to have grose on contests. this one time he spat up a bunch of flem on the table. he laughed a bit. then i pulled out a straw

 

wow, if your not just a wild and crazy guy...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
wow, if your not just a wild and crazy guy...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*ushers IMC out of this thread 'cos these dudes are HARD-CORE!!!*

 

"me and my buddy john use to have grose on contests. this one time he spat up a bunch of flem on the table. he laughed a bit. then i pulled out a straw"


That's not anything but stupid..lol..You now most likly have gonasifaherpalaids...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PhingerPhuckin:
me and my buddy john use to have grose on contests. this one time he spat up a bunch of flem on the table. he laughed a bit. then i pulled out a straw<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

u got pictures of this r yerself r yer buddy john?

 

two things:
1) Don't introduce yourself on the joke forums with a bad joke, better yet, don't introduce yourself at all.
2) Don't tell us what you are in what order, noone gives a damn aboot you or your buddy john!

 

heh, I think thats three things..

 

listen you punk ass bitch. ill do what ever the hell i feel like. ill introduce myself how ever the hell i feel like. and i really dont care how ugly you are in real life cause i an't fuckin ya. maybe your mother. mwa hahaha

 

hey Phinger, i want to stick my dick in your mothers ear.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote posted by: I hate you
hey Phinger, i want to stick my dick in your mothers ear.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quoteThats ok, your mother had no problems when i stuck mine in hers.

 

you must have a tiny penis.

 

nah, his mother was wide

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PhingerPhuckin:
nah, his mother was wide<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yeah........

whats next are you gonna tell him you poured beer in to his mamma's pussy and drank it with a straw?

Its all been done, even sangay has done it.

 

did you ever "touch" your friend john in that "special way"?

 

many times. he squeals alot

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by k0zm1c:
did you ever "touch" your friend john in that "special way"?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

special way as in friendly r special way as in retarded?

 

in that re re way