ear yar- my first post

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by buggedoutboy, Feb 18, 2003.

  1. buggedoutboy

    buggedoutboy New Member

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    Whats blue and doesnt fit??


    A dead epileptic.


    welcome to my world
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    u suffer from epilepsy?
     
  3. buggedoutboy

    buggedoutboy New Member

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    yes, and im dead.
     
  4. sabbath

    sabbath New Member

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    On the same topic


    What do u do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath???


    throw your dirty washing in.
     
  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by buggedoutboy:
    yes, and im dead.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    an autopsy is in order for u...kum to my room
     
  6. stymie

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TerribleOne:
    On the same topic


    What do u do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath???


    throw your dirty washing in.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That is not funny. My 3 year old died in the bath.

    He choked on a sock.
     
  7. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    That is not funny. My 3 year old died in the bath.

    He choked on a sock.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    he choked on a sock r u stuffed a sock down his throat?
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pet tard kit:
    he choked on a sock r u stuffed a sock down his throat?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    man I swear you are so fucking stupid. I wonder, how in the hell do you dress yourself in the morning? do you have to get help?
     
  9. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    man I swear you are so fucking stupid. I wonder, how in the hell do you dress yourself in the morning? do you have to get help?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no. i am handikapable.
    i sit up in bed, grab a hold of the bars hangin in front of me from the ceiling of my room and lift my self out of bed and onto my wheelchair.
     
  10. TheGodOfDuck

    TheGodOfDuck New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pet tard kit:
    no. i am handikapable.
    i sit up in bed, grab a hold of the bars hangin in front of me from the ceiling of my room and lift my self out of bed and onto my wheelchair.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You know..I bet he does just that..And all without the need for the weelchair...
     
  11. chester grape

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    "He" is a "she", dickwad.

    And she can spell "wheelchair".
     
  12. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
    "He" is a "she", dickwad.

    And she can spell "wheelchair".
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no i am a he right now, butt after the sex change, i will be female
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pet tard kit:
    no i am a he right now, butt after the sex change, i will be female<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no you are just a dumb mexican... thats all...
     
  14. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    no you are just a dumb mexican... thats all...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    u kan have some of my kock b4 its removed, babe.
     

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