A guy is really excited about his new girlfriend that he's been seeing, buy is scared to try anything sexual because his cock is incredibly short. One day he decides to check out a doctor that supposedly has a new penis enlargement operation. THe doctor explains that the procedure is very new and still in its experimental stage. It actually involves grafting a baby elephants trunk into the shaft of the penis. The guy tells the doctor that he'll try anything to not have this girl laugh at him when the time comes. So after the surgery is finished and the bandages come off, the guy has a brand new enormous cock and he is ready to get down to business with his lady. He decides to take her out for a romantic dinner to get them in the mood for lovin'. When the dinner rolls come to the table, the guys cock leaps out from under the table, grabs a dinner roll, and then dissappears again as fast as it came out. His date is amazed and her eyes open wide...she sais "Oh My God! can you do that again?" The guy sais "I probably could, but i don't think my asshole can handle too many of those dinner rolls"